14 May 2012

Head to Head Battles: Round 5 Results

Whee results~

Round 5's battles results (6 May - 13 May)
Here you have this week's battles; good luck.
Primera Division
Battle 1182:
aaaaaa123456798 typed 691,757 keys, and SlateFx clearly didn't get the memo that H2H was back, as he didn't pulse.
aaaaaa123456789 wins by default.

Battle 1183:
Neither user pulsed. This saddens me.
Draw.

Battle 1184:
SilentSand typed 115,860 keys, and Badgy still hasn't pulsed this year.
SilentSand gets the points.

Battle 1185:
 Sindacious vs  Carbon.
Sindacious typed 238,471 keys and Carbon typed 37,207 keys.
Sindacious wins by 201,264 keys.

Battle 1186:
Mysterymason pulsed 20,727 keys, and Cj pulsed zilch.
Mysterymaon got lucky.

Battle 1187:
Both of us are idiots and didn't pulse for varying reasons, so it's a draw.

Battle 1188:
Saltspork typed 0 keys (bit still actually pulsed), and Inquisitor typed 165,196 keys.
(If you can't work out who won this, go back to primary school)

Battle 1189:
hippyman27 and Johanna_T are both being antagonistical by not pulsing.
Draw.

Battle 1190:
 Jaume vs  Kranix.
Jaume pulsed 38,591 keys, and Kranix needs to reinstall WhatPulse.
Jaume wins

Segunda Division
Battle 1191:
 ajhgfa vs  gta0004.
ajhgfa pressed ASKL 198,415 times, and gta0004 typed 21,481 keys.
ajhgfa wins by 67 play-throughs of Vertex BETA

Battle 1192:
 Darkir vs  Jazzaboy.
Darkir typed a nice round 20,000 keys, and Jazza neglected to pulse, despite me nagging him on Skype.
Darkir wins.

Battle 1193:
 Debron vs  MelbourneBoy.
Debron typed 117,084 keys, and MelbourneBoy typed 604.
Debron wins by 116 thousand keys plus some inconsistent comma usage.

Battle 1194:
You guys need to pulse.

Battle 1195:
V sent in 85,000, and Cocoa was too busy thinking that my friends were stupid enough to believe her bullshit to pulse. (They aren't. Skype was hilarious tonight.)
V wins.

Battle 1196:
 racefan12 vs  oOTrentOo.
racefan pulsed 29,440 keys, while oOTrentOo typed 19,834 keys.
racefan wins by 9,606 keys.

Battle 1197:
 RoSi_xD vs  ouchjars.
Rosi typed 16,384 keys (!), and ouchjars is a communist didn't pulse.
Rosi wins!

Battle 1198:
Y'know, for two people who frequent IRC chats about WhatPulse, these guys don't pulse often.

Battle 1199:
 wasted  vs  X-Kal .
Our almighty overlord got 169,184 keys, while his Norwegian bane got a clean 88,000.
wasted wins by 81,184 keys.

Interdivision Battle
Battle 1200:
 09Kisame09 vs  Glomple.
Glomple wins with a paltry 10k keys. See guys, this is what happens if you don't pulse!

From now on, league standings will be made in a separate post on Tuesday nights so we can get H2H posts out to you earlier. Furthermore, the next round's draw will not be released so that you can't "cheat" by checking on your opponent. It will be a surprise.

This is just a test of the new system, if you guys really don't like it we'll go back to the old one. I think it'll introduce some intrigue into the matches.

(But yes, we've got opponents for you all in our Excel spreadsheet, you're just not allowed to see them :P)

13 May 2012

H2H Cup Semifinal Results

Just one round to go in this edition of the H2H Cup, and just one matchup left to determine the winner!  Who will win the H2H Cup this time?  Will it be ExplodingPonyToast, or will it be wasted?  Get ready for what is sure to be an exciting final!  As usual, the final will begin this Saturday (May 19) at 8:30 AM WhatPulse time (6:30 AM GMT, 2:30 AM EDT), and it will end on Saturday, June 9, at the same time--at which time, a winner will be crowned!

And one more time, here is how the bracket looks:





Good luck to both of the remaining competitors, and may the best KongPulser win!

07 May 2012

Head to Head battles League: Round 5 (Reboot)


AAAND WE'RE BACK! Pretty self-explanatory, we're just continuing on.

THE HEAD TO HEAD LEAGUE WILL FROM NOW ON END AT 7:00PM ADELAIDE TIME EACH SUNDAY. THIS IS 9:30AM UTC (I THINK). IF YOU ARE UNSURE OF WHEN IT ENDS, GOOGLE "TIME IN ADELAIDE" SATURDAY NIGHT AND DO SOME BASIC MATHS.


Round 5's battles (6 May - 13 May)
Here you have this week's battles; good luck.
Primera Division
Battle 1182:
 aaaaaa123456789 vs  SlateFx.

Battle 1183:
 AdeebNafees vs  WiiPlayer113.

Battle 1184:
 SilentSand vs  Badgy_McBadger.

Battle 1185:
 Sindacious vs  Carbon.

Battle 1186:
 Mysterymason vs  Cj10203040.

Battle 1187:
 Sellyme vs  ExplodingPonyToast.

Battle 1188:
 hilaryam89 vs  Inquisitor911.

Battle 1189:
 hippyman27 vs  Johanna_T.

Battle 1190:
 Jaume vs  Kranix.

Segunda Division
Battle 1191:
 ajhgfa vs  gta0004.

Battle 1192:
 Darkir vs  Jazzaboy.

Battle 1193:
 Debron vs  MelbourneBoy.

Battle 1194:
 michael222 vs  GHXpert59.

Battle 1195:
 VforVendetta vs  MicroGamer15.

Battle 1196:
 racefan12 vs  oOTrentOo.

Battle 1197:
 RoSi_xD vs  ouchjars.

Battle 1198:
 PinkFloyd vs  TheLurkerMan.

Battle 1199:
 wasted  vs  X-Kal .

Interdivision Battle
Battle 1200:
 09Kisame09 vs  Glomple.


League standings (End of Round 4)
This is where we are continuing on from.
Primera Division


Segunda Division

30 April 2012

On the future of H2H


Okay, let's cut to the chase.

Everyone who was in H2H when it was postponed: You're still in it unless you say you don't want to be ASAP.

Everyone who wasn't in H2H when it was postponed: You have 132 hours (6 days) to reply to this message before it's too late. If you are too late, you only have to wait two months, though.

You can notify me in Kongregate PMs, by replying to the WhatPulse thread, in comments here, or through the Skype chat (I'm "sellymekong", add me and include "WhatPulse" in your message) if you want to be included/discluded.

Go.

19 April 2012

Look who's back!

Considering that without Jaume and I Kongpulse kinda... Well, went to shit, I figured that I could work on it again. Watch this space!

(It's Sellyme, by the way)

16 April 2012

H2H Cup Quarterfinal Results

The quarterfinal round featured the closest matchup to date, with wasted defeating ajhgfa by fewer than 9000 keys. In addition, the #2 seed Mysterymason lost.

Here is how the bracket currently stands, heading into the semifinals:



Semifinal matchups will begin this Saturday, April 21, at 8:30 AM WhatPulse time (6:30 AM GMT, 2:30 AM EDT) and end Saturday, May 12, at the same time.

As far as predictions are concerned, no one can earn any more points from their predictions (all of the upsets had a lot to do with that). Sellyme is officially the prediction winner, with a total of 22 points. Jaume is 2nd with 18 points, and I finish third with 13 points.

Good luck to the semifinalists: ExplodingPonyToast, VforVendetta, X-Kal, and wasted!

25 March 2012

Sorry again for the delay.

The first round of H2H will begin in 10 hours and 48 minutes. Contestants will be announced within 8 hours from the time of this post.

20 March 2012

H2H Cup Round 2 Results

With only 8 WhatPulsers remaining, the competition is heating up. The most notable result of round 2 is that WiiPlayer113 was eliminated, meaning he'll no longer get to keep his runner-up stick.

Here is the bracket as it currently stands, showing Round 2 results and quarterfinal matchups:



The H2H Cup quarterfinals begin this Saturday, March 24, and end 3 weeks later (on Saturday, April 14). The round will start and end at 8:30 AM WhatPulse time. However, with all the Daylight Savings Time changes happening over the next few weeks, I'll still count your pulses even if they're off by an hour or two. (If they're off by more than that, I'll use the formula of multiplying the total amount pulse by the percentage of the pulse that actually took place during the round.)

09 March 2012

H2H Restarting 3/17/2012

As Team Manager, I would like to take over the responsibility of H2H, since Jaume and Selly seem to have disappeared into the ether.

Battles will restart/restart on Saturday, March 17th at midnight (00:00) CDT/EST.
All users who were enrolled in H2H will be automatically re-enrolled.
Users will start with 0 points. Same point structure as before applies.
I will be monitoring the Kongregate Team @ WhatPulse thread, so if you wish to join the H2H battles, let me know. :)

Suggestions to spice things up are welcome. Please provide feedback here or in the Kongregate Team Forum Topic

-Inquisitor911