And guess what...

KONGREGATE IS NOW 58TH!!!!!

Yes, in the less than six months since I started this blog, Kongregate has moved up an incredible 100 spots. It's time to celebrate!!

Here we go again...

Time for some more team stats.

56. Metin2.Pl - 694,410,802 keys from 443 members.
57. TTi - 686,644,296 keys from 307 members.
58. Stepmania (AKA selly's keywhoring that leads to... visible bones) - 679,452,183 keys from 94 members. (guess they have visible bones too)
59. Kongregate - 678,770,163 keys from 275 members.
60. FTD (no, NOT Feed the Ducks... it's ok. I did a double take there too.) - 677,320,504 keys from 174 members.
61. Torrent-Damage.net (...) - 660,316,519 keys from 172 members.
62. Ogame.de - 659,333,719 keys from 142 members.

Kongregate has gone up FIVE spots this week and is now 59th. Top 50 here we come!

Team Stats
Name: Kongregate
Users: 275 (gone down somehow..)
Keys: 678,770,163
Clicks: 203,391,686
Miles: 18647.59
Position: 59th

Hate...

Mr. Bean 51,070,730 (+1,278,572)
Nab =P (F) 49,213,846 (+140,023)
CiF 29,122,098 (+0)
TatharNuar 25,012,089 (+14,528)
Kyru 22,933,969 (+2,385,558)
D.J. 22,773,385 (+0)
Rivian 20,458,754 (+0)
Sylicas (M) 12,587,943 (+0)
Sylencia 12,400,000 (+0)
Travuersa 10,853,533 (+0)
mupet0000 10,519,255 (N)
aenh 10,132,465 (+96,924) (▼1)
x_Pyro_x 9,122,250 (+0) (▼1)
neotype 8,420,817 (+0) (▼1)
schlefty 8,357,139 (+300,654) (▼1)
Dragily 8,006,063 (+0) (▼1)
phoexo 7,734,903 (+85,218) (▼1)
Pereking 7,278,964 (+13,391) (▼1)
ItBeNickYo 7,065,418 (+0) (▼1)
Smookyolo :D 7,003,130 (+279,611)
Sinapi 6,968,395 (+0) (▼2)
evilducks 6,743,892 (+593,454) (▲1)
Phoenix00017 6,629,180 (+120,014) (▼2)
Chippy01 6,593,655 (+153,343) (▼2)
squall7775 6,192,691 (+204,339) (▼1)
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sellyme 5,881,314 (+645,021) (▲3)
BGoldTLE 5,691,624 (N)
Colin 5,585,759 (+63,130) (▼2)
Cryptosporidian 5,583,622 (+0) (▼4)
DeadlyMan 5,487,287 (+0) (▼3)
Nick19038 5,412,762 (+416,124) (▼3)
indie88 5,038,638 (+0) (▼2)
Juze 4,989,175 (+1,041,987) (▲5)
HappyAlcoholic 4,870,815 (+0) (▼3)
AntB 4,674,292 (+0) (▼3)
Fushinryu 4,485,910 (+0) (▼3)
Sukasai 4,462,287 (+209,285) (▼1)
Sp3000 4,418,240 (+0) (▼4)
Jabor 4,328,637 (+0) (▼4)
Ducklette 4,155,910 (+344,644) (▼1)
16belowzero 3,957,117 (+0) (▼4)
Severe Flame 3,706,813 (+0) (▼2)
Sten123 3,639,375 (+170,000) (▼1)
Dazzer 3,601,368 (+0) (▼3)
AlisonClaire 3,330,335 (+116,262) (▼2)
ImmortalItalian 3,166,373 (+149,611) (▼2)
Cj10203040 3,084,364 (+94,463) (▼2)
hokage4354 3,020,607 (+145,274) (▼1)
Dextro53 2,987,742 (+0) (▼3)
resterman 2,892,523 (+260,649) (▲3)
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58: Sasms 2,547,707 (+0) (▼4)
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60: notverygood 2,476,103 (+132,315) (▲4)
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111: Momma-Kong 1,345,000 (+0) (▼11)
112: JaumeBG :) 1,332,708 (+64,836) (▼3)
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 Well, there you have it. Hope you enjoyed the 4 hours of my suffering it took to create that. Tomorrow we'll have an interview with IAmTheCandyman which you should tune in for!

Goodbye and thanks for all the fish :P

So close...

When I started this blog we were in 158th position. We are now in 60th.Yes, we've nearly moved up 100 spots... On another note, we've made an astounding $1.71 from Google Adsense already. I urge you, if you are truly interested in the ads, don't hesitate to click them. But try not to do it JUST because I said so, since that's illegal :P Anyway, I guess I better stop procrastinating and get on with it.

This is just a teaser, I'm not putting up the actual stats for another few hours. Just testing things out here.

Cookie Contests (Now known as Duke Nukem: Forever)

No-one seems interested in this any more, so I'm going to stop doing it. It's a pity, because if you actually did any of the competitions, you could have got enough cookies to "buy" Kongregate Merchandise, but it's too late for you now. We'll still be giving out Kong Merch, but much more rarely and it's all based on your dedication to the team. Whenever we have enough money from the blog, we'll hold a big voting competition to see who YOU think deserves it the most.

Country stats that notverygood was too lazy to do.

And because I'm so naturally nice and helpful I'm doing it for him.

1. United States 86,853,366,216 (+193,938,920)
2. Netherlands 47,502,340,421 (+66,038,956)
3. Germany 30,879,221,374 (+24,635,529)
4. Poland 28,112,806,277 (+79,661,946)
5. United Kingdom 20,890,853,314 (+74,612,646)
6. Canada 18,230,998,748 (+59,304,480)
7. Australia 11,866,315,864 (+23,935,964)
8. Chile 11,508,445,724 (-22,731,287)
9. Belgium 11,142,693,577 (+29,513,889)
10. Sweden 9,497,615,651 (+13,620,933)
11. Finland 9,223,379,329 (+21,035,807)
12. Czech Republic 8,102,116,176 (+11,066,712)
13. Estonia 5,770,042,545 (+12,387,304)
14. Italy 5,528,471,805 (+6,112,050)
15. Slovakia 4,986,355,533 (+8,718,963)
16. Norway 4,757,744,490 (+7,162,774)
17. Unknown 4,490,858,217 (+122,632,208)
18. Hungary 3,751,129,380 (+9,483,260)
19.  Denmark 3,605,231,778 (+8,816,412)
20. Brazil 3,420,698,689 (+8,361,932)
21. Spain 3,083,934,192 (+7,286,159)
22. Portugal 2,992,220,238 (+4,796,397)
23. Bulgaria 2,539,616,680 (+8,699,088)
24. France 2,427,130,582 (+3,518,448)

Battling for the front page...

25. Malaysia 2,338,956,088 (+1,177,060)
26. New Zealand 2,263,022,646 (+3,537,520)
27. Romania 2,123,743,854 (+20,383,225)

 Now there we go. Stop being lazy nvg, and get your work done.

Head to Head: Week Three

This is Week Three of Head to Head battles!

Results of Week Two's Battles (31 Mar - 8 Apr)

Here are the results of last week's four battles.
Battle 5:
Smookyolo :D vs sellyme.
Smookyolo got 382,613 keys and 555,000 keys! Sellyme won this battle by 172,387 keys!

Battle 6:
Colin vs notverygood.
Colin got 98,411 keys and notverygood got 279,475 keys! Notverygood won by 181,064 keys!

Battle 7:
Sheepie XD vs shadow29live.
Sheepie XD got 75,439 keys and shadow29live got 49,393 keys! Sheepie XD won by 26,046 keys!

Battle 8:
JaumeBG :) vs Sasms.
JaumeBG :) got 123,154 keys and Sasms got 0 keys! JaumeBG :) won by 123,154 keys!

Week Three's battles (8 Apr - 15 Apr)

This week we'll have 4 battles again, like the other two weeks. The randomly chosen battles are these.
Battle 9:
JaumeBG :) vs Cryptosporidian.

Battle 10:
Mr. Bean vs sellyme.

Battle 11:
Sinapi vs notverygood.

Battle 12:
IAmTheCandyman vs gab rid.

If you want to be in a Head to Head battle, please whisper JaumeBG or say so in the Kongregate Team @ WhatPulse thread. Also, good luck to all of you!

Sellyme's semi-serious super special silly stats of special stuffs and similar stupendous simiad sendings!

Yea... Anyway, I hope you like it!

||KONGREGATE||

We have 280 users, 32 of which pulsed since the start of the Whatpulse day.
Of those 280 users, 2 (Psae and Ksipus) joined today.
And together the 32 users who have pulsed have contributed 706,742 keys.
Of those 32 users, the top 10 pulsers were:
AlisonClaire
sellyme
UltimateChaos
Chippy01
Ducklette
racefan12
evilducks
Reyali
Keckers
Kristian Lolhaha

They all contributed a total of 497,057 keys.

Of those 497,057 keys, 116,262 (23.39%) were by AlisonClaire.
Of those 497,057 keys, 100,000 (20.12%) were by sellyme.
Of those 497,057 keys, 65,833 (13.24%) were by UltimateChaos.
Of those 497,057 keys, 48,643 (9.79%) were by Chippy01.
Of those 497,057 keys, 37,003 (7.44%) were by Ducklette.
Of those 497,057 keys, 32,214 (6.48%) were by racefan12.
Of those 497,057 keys, 28,364 (5.71%) were by evilducks.
Of those 497,057 keys, 25,000 (5.03%) were by Reyali.
Of those 497,057 keys, 23,738 (4.78%) were by Keckers.
Of those 497,057 keys, 20,000 (4.02%) were by Kristian Lolhaha.

The team leader, Mr. Bean, now holds 49,792,158 out of our 641,463,910 keys, a total of 7.76%

The top 10 in our team hold 39.38% of our team total.

Yesterday, 79 of our users went up in the Whatpulse rankings, while only 11 came down. We also have 1 user in the Top 100.


NOTE: THE RANKINGS AND COMPARISONS ONLY TRACK PEOPLE IN TEAMS SIGNED UP TO FREE-DC!

We have achieved the 5th most keys pulsed thus far today, with 706,742.



And that's all I've got for you today folks! Tell me if you liked this novelty, because it's actually quite fun to do and I could do it every single day if I thought enough people were reading it.

Team Stats Apr 7

Easter is behind us. The hoardes of chocolate shall live on.

61. Ogame.de - 659,123,404 from 142 members.
62. Neowin.net - 657,532,402 from 78 members.
63. Gamerz-Planet - 652,971,255 from 114 members.
64. Kongregate - 641,594,710 from 263 members.
65. Cyberscore - 636,371,284 from 119 members.
66. Nipponsei - 616,888,387 from 99 members.
67. Tlen.pl - 608,049,326 from 126 members.

Team Stats

Name: Kongregate
Users: 280
Keys: 641,594,710
Clicks: 189,621,091
Miles: 17599.82
Position: 64

Cool story, bro.
17599.82 miles. That's far enough to circle the equator 2.2204 times.

User of the Week #5: shadow29live

Our interview this week is with a real life friend of mine: shadow29live! Now since he stabbed me (twice!) I'm going to make fun of everything he says. All text not in bold is unedited, he's just really that stupid.

Q: How did you think up your name?

A: I didn’t think up my username i just used the one i
use for everything, which is also my email. [ED:Where did you get the your e-mail address from?]

Q: Why do your pulses vary so much (i.e. from 2k in
a day to 40k)

A: My pulses vary because I pulse 1 day and next
time i might not pulse for 5 day[ED: *facepalm*]

Q: Who do you think is your main opposition in the
Whatpulse standings?

A:whoever is right in front of me on the standing and
my friends who also use WP [ED: Thanks Capt. Obvious]

Q: Why are you awesome?

A: I admit I am not awesome but i want to see the
look on peoples faces when I pass them [ED: That's good enough for me!]

Q: Apart from you, who do you think is the best Kong WP user?

A: As i said before im not a good WP user but I think
whoever is in the lead is the best WP user [ED: Once again, I am astounded by your deep insights into life]

Q: What is your main WP goal?

A: To overtake the writer of this blog [ED: You shall perish slowly and painfully]

Q: Why and when did you join WP?

A: I joined WP to 1)count my clicks and keys and 2)
because friends gave me the idea. I cant remember
when i joined you might want to look at my profile

Q: What does the scouter say about his power
level?

A: sorry I dont know what you mean

Q: Any tips?

A:Just keep typing [ED: *sigh*... I give up.]

And here we go!

Mr. Bean 49,792,158 (+0)
Nab =P (F) 49,073,823 (+129,252)
CiF 29,122,098 (+0)
TatharNuar 24,997,561 (+7,152)
D.J. 22,773,385 (+0)
Kyru 20,548,411 (+0)
Rivian 20,458,754 (+100,000)
Sylicas (M) 12,587,943 (+0)
Sylencia 12,400,000 (+0)
Travuersa 10,848,533 (+20,061)
aenh 10,035,541 (+129,628)
x_Pyro_x 9,122,250 (+0)
neotype 8,420,817 (+0)
schlefty 8,056,485 (+0)
Dragily 8,006,063 (+0)
phoexo 7,649,685 (+0)
Pereking 7,265,573 (+124,644)
ItBeNickYo 7,065,418 (+0)
Sinapi 6,968,395 (+1,765,692) (▲9)
Smookyolo :D 6,720,519 (+432,823)
Phoenix00017 6,509,166 (+240,031) 
Chippy01 6,450,312 (+99,543) (▼3)
evilducks 6,150,438  (+429,606) (▼1)
squall7775 5,988,352  (+616,206) (▲2)
Cryptosporidian 5,583,622 (+0) (▼2)
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Colin 5,522,629 (+63,919) (▼1)
DeadlyMan 5,487,287 (+0) (▼3)
Nick19038 5,396,638 (+50,475) (▼1)
sellyme 5,236,293 (+205,000) (▲1)
indie88 5,038,638 (+0) (▼1)
HappyAlcoholic 4,870,815 (+897,650) (▲4)
AntB 4,674,292 (+0) (▼1)
Fushinryu 4,485,910 (+0) (▼1)
Sp3000 4,418,240 (+0) (▼1)
Jabor 4,328,637 (+0) (▼1)
Sukasai 4,253,002 (+292,452)
16belowzero 3,957,117 (+0)
Juze 3,947,188 (+0)
Ducklette 3,811,266 (+390,966) (▲1)
Severe Flame 3,706,813 (+0) (▼1)
Dazzer 3,601,368 (+0) (▼1)
Sten123 3,469,375 (+243,298)
AlisonClaire 3,214,073 (+211,480)
ImmortalItalian 3,016,762 (+128,303) (▲2)
Cj10203040 2,989,901 (+63,586)
Dextro53 2,987,742 (+0) (▼2)
hokage4354 2,875,333 (+173,200) (▲1)
gimsily 2,808,629 (+37,627) (▼1)
laxluvergall 2,751,037 (+127,699) (▲1)
nadroj09 2,714,734 (+81,302) (▼1)
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kaluzaklein 2,682,054 (+102,054)
Agent_86 2,655,167 (+122,467)
resterman 2,631,874 (+200,000) (▲1)
Sasms 2,547,707 (+150,014) (▲4)
bbxx 2,532,095 (0) (▼2)
SicMirx 2,502,396 (+165,523) (▲4)
blood18 2,475,983 (+299,367) (▲7)
iamacow 2,433,114 (+158,037) (▲4)
Kralis 2,421,748 (+0) (▼4)
Kioyoh 2,407,684 (+7,684) (▼4)
Aiglet1 2,399,177 (+0) (▼4)
trebach 2,388,812 (+0) (▼3)
Xestrix 2,374,966 (+88,251) (▼2)
notverygood 2,343,788 (+170,879) (▲1)
Watch_In_Awe 2,273,318 (+0) (▼2)
moses78 2,195,592 (+50,000)
AioriaRox 2,141,842 (+0)
sprint45_45 2,140,584 (+0)
MyDreamName 2,097,100 (+222,154) (▲6)
diodestiny 2,080,760 (+0) (▼1)
ChrisB5 2,025,514 (+7,764) (▼1)
Bephwyn 2,022,624 (+15,735) (▼1)
LiveeEevil 2,012,454 (+35,120)
millerman9ine 1,994,607 (+0) (▼2)
IAmTheCandyman 1,972,885 (+97,939) (▲1)
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Well, as you can plainly see, by this stage the Up/Down makes essentially no sense. Maybe later on, when the gaps have widened, and the data is useful I will go beyond 75 people, but for now that is all you will realistically need. But of course, I'm going to put in a few more people, who are well-known around the Kongpulse community
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100: Momma-Kong 1,345,000 (+0)
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109: JaumeBG :) 1,267,872 (+164,393) (▲4)
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Well, there you have it. Tomorrow we'll have an interview with shadow29live for User of the Week. Remember, if you want to be featured, just Shout/Whisper/PM me, or even post a comment in this blog!

See you tomorrow!

Country Stats Apr 1

ZOMG EASTER THIS WEEK.

Place. Country - keys (change)

1. United States - 86,659,427,296 (+91,406,598)
2. Netherlands - 47,436,301,468 (+110,793,891) [ED:They're catching up! Slowly...]
3. Germany - 30,854,585,845 (-19,971,516) [ED: Only negative this week]
4. Poland - 28,033,144,331 (+75,253,245)
5. United Kingdom - 20,816,240,668 (+22,580,653)
6. Canada - 18,171,694,268 (+27,100,828)
7. Australia - 11,842,379,900 (+17,213,725)
8. Chile - 11,531,177,011 (+2,252,588) [ED: Still agonizingly slow... Watch out for Belgium]
9. Belgium - 11,113,179,688 (+25,896,164)
10. Sweden - 9,483,994,718 (+15,761,221)
11. Finland - 9,202,343,522 (+17,416,982)
12. Czech Republic - 8,091,049,464 (+9,634,941)
13. Estonia - 5,757,655,241 (+13,180,295)
14. Italy - 5,522,359,755 (+6,074,809)
15. Slovakia - 4,977,636,570 (+6,052,793)
16. Norway - 4,750,581,716 (+11,056,805) [ED: Watch this space...]
17. Unknown - 4,368,226,009 (+81,730,358) [ED: Make sure you name your country!! Unknown must lose!]
18. Hungary - 3,741,646,120 (+5,894,895)
19. Denmark - 3,596,415,366 (+13,248,984)
20. Brazil - 3,412,336,757 (+2,744,562)
21. Spain - 3,076,648,033 (+3,342,683)
22. Portugal - 2,987,423,841 (+2,715,974)
23. Bulgaria - 2,530,917,592 (+10,184,193)
24. France - 2,423,612,134 (+9,369,147)

Batttling for the front page...

25. Malaysia - 2,337,779,028 (+1,054,553)
26. New Zealand - 2,259,485,126 (+6,588,830)[ED: Were 144mil behind when we started counting this. They'll be in front by June.]
27. Romania - 2,103,360,629 (+6,684,620)

Head to Head: Week Two

This is JaumeBG, Kongpulse's new writer and I'll be doing the Head to Head battles!

Results of Week One's battles (24 Mar - 31 Mar)

Here are the results of last week's 4 battles.
Battle 1:
sellyme vs squall7775.
Sellyme got 412,907 keys and squall7775 got 418,116 keys! Squall7775 won this battle by 5,209 keys.

Battle 2:
notverygood vs HappyAlcoholic.
Notverygood got 128,174 keys and HappyAlcoholic got 0 keys! Notverygood won this battle by 128,174 keys!

Battle 3:
JaumeBG :) vs Sinapi.
JaumeBG :) got 106,075 keys and Sinapi got 0 keys! JaumeBG :) won this battle by 106,075 keys!

Battle 4:
Mr. Bean vs Nab =P.
Mr. Bean got 0 keys and Nab =P got 86,168 keys! Nab =P won this battle by 86,168 keys!

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Week Two's battles (31 Mar - 8 Apr)

This week we'll have 4 battles, which, chosen randomly, will be these battles.
Battle 5:
Smookyolo :D vs sellyme.

Battle 6:
Colin vs notverygood.

Battle 7:
Sheepie XD vs shadow29live.

Battle 8:
JaumeBG :) vs Sasms.

If you want to be in a Head to Head battle, please whisper JaumeBG or say so in the Kongregate Team @ WhatPulse thread.

Team Stats Mar 29

What with Easter being (ZOMG) this week, I thought I'd do the team stats today so I can get a start on the country ones tomorrow. Even then they'll stil probably be late.

62. Neowin.net - 655,782,088 keys put forward by 78 members.
63. Gamerz-Planet - 652,745,392 keys put forward by 114 members.
64. Cyberscore - 634,344,473 keys put forward by 119 members.
65. Kongregate - 625,644,259 keys put forward by 258 members.
66. Nipponsei - 615,840,429 keys put forward by 99 members.
67. Tlen.pl - 607,846,370 keys put forward by 126 members.
68. Lusternia - 604,674,353 keys put forward by 85 members.

No extravagant wording this week.

Kongregate has overtaken 1 team this week and is now 65th.

Oh Blaarggag?!

Well, just Copy paste now, as I have no stats from last week. Which means I can just do this...

Cookie Contests! Round 1

1: Pulse 150k+ in one day. For this to be recognized, you have to pulse on the day before, then the 150k+ has to be the next day. (For instance, pulse 17k on the 28th, then 204k on the 29th) Worth 4 cookies, can be to multiple people.

2: Spam Tass into getting FFR back up. Worth 50 cookies.

3: Convince 5 others to join WP, and get them to say so in the thread. Worth 5 cookies.

4: Work for me on this blog. Worth 1 cookie.



evilducks: 14
sellyme: 8

notverygood:8

Cj10203040: 4
Mr. Bean: 4

CiF: 3

Aiglet1: 3

HappyAlcoholic: 3

Juze: 2

Dextro53: 2

Kyru: 2
Chippy01: 2 

Cryptosporidian: 2
Sinapi: 2

Smookyolo :D: 2

Rivian: 1
Sylicas: 1
kaluzaklein: 1

GHEZ119: 1

Ult_Mac_Dady: 1
SlasherX48: 1
hokage4354: 1

AioriaRox: 1

Kralis: 1

WiiPlayer113: 1
Fushinryu: 1
TatharNuar: 1
tortao: 1
Sasms: 1
MyDreamName: 1
ChrisB5: 1
Kralis: 1
x_Pyro_x: 1
squall7775: 1
SicMirx: 1
Phoenix00017: 1
JaumeBG :): 1

Country Stats - Mar 26 2010

Place. Country - Keys (change)

1. United States - 86,568,020,698 (+159,287,883) [ED: Still first this week, but Netherlands are challenging them]
2. Netherlands - 47,325,507,577 (+122,782,572)
3. Germany - 30,874,557,361 (-50,481,615) [ED: Wow, that must be painful...]
4. Poland - 27,957,891,086 (+66,935,290)
5. United Kingdom - 20,793,660,015 (+36,736,942)
6. Canada - 18,144,593,440 (+39,724,638)
7. Australia - 11,825,166,175 (+42,397,424) [ED: Catching up slowly... 4th best country this week]
8. Chile - 11,528,924,423 (+4,123,494) [ED: How they got that high in the first place...]
9. Belgium - 11,087,283,524 (+34,008,388)
10. Sweden - 9,468,233,497 (+19,745,575)
11. Finland - 9,184,926,540 (+16,401,848)
12. Czech Republic - 8,081,414,523 (+12,327,315)
13. Estonia - 5,744,474,946 (+16,969,278)
14. Italy - 5,516,284,946 (+10,655,770)
15. Slovakia - 4,971,583,777 (+6,318,681)
16. Norway - 4,739,524,911 (+12,953,215)
17. Unknown - 4,286,495,651 (+101,351,208)
18. Hungary - 3,735,751,225 (+9,389,478)
19. Denmark - 3,583,166,382 (+9,912,089)
20. Brazil - 3,409,592,195 (+2,992,160)
21. Spain - 3,073,305,350 (+2,921,755)
22. Portugal - 2,984,707,867 (+4,629,457)
23. Bulgaria - 2,520,733,399 (+5,962,637)
24. France - 2,414,242,987 (+5,903,873)

Battling for the front page...
25. Malaysia - 2,336,724,475 (+677,477) [ED: Come on! I could do that in a week, let alone a whole country!!!]
26. New Zealand - 2,252,896,746 (+6,719,195)
27. Romania - 2,096,676,009 (+9,220,818)

Kongregate has over taken 1 team this week.
GO GO GO TEAM TOP 25.

Kongrats and Welcomes in order.

Kongratulations to Kongregate for just overtaking Nipponsei for 65th place in the team standings.


Also, let's all welcome JaumeBG, our newest writer for Kongpulse.

Head to Head. Yes, sexual jokes galore.

Here is the first draw of matches. (Yes, some were chosen randomly, don't argue :P)

sellyme vs. the_squall/squall7775

notverygood vs. HappyAlcoholic

JaumeBG vs. Sinapi

DarkRuler2005/Mr. Bean vs. Nab :P/Nabb

Yeah, that last one will be a ripper. So, here are the current standings.

Sellyme: 4,643,386
the_squall: 5,164,236

notverygood: 2,067,519
HappyAlcoholic: 3,969,196

Sinapi: 5,202,703
JaumeBG: 1,103,479
DarkRuler2005: 49,792,158
Nabb: 48,858,403

Ready... Set... TYPE!

Team Stats Mar 24 2010

63. Gamerz-Planet These 114 Gamerz, after developing their own planet, have pressed 652,633,973 keys. These elite gamerz make up 0.17% of all WP keys.
64. Cyberscore These cyberscorers (o_O) are 119 in number, and have scored 633,377,798 keys for their team. Despite claiming to NOT be a dating service, they hold 0.17% of all members.
65. Nipponsei These.... nipponers have silenced the nay-sayers and contributed 615,301,359 keys. The 99 sparse members represent 0.16% of the WP typing.
66. Kongregate These marvellously grand gamers are 254 in number, and have gamed (or chatted) their way to a total of 614,742,430 keys. These grand Kongregators are accountable for 0.16% of all the keyspam we call WP.
67. Tlen.pl are mainly a proud bunch of Polish, and have given to us 607,632,363 Polish keys. These 126 Polish make up 0.16% of keys in the WP project.
68. Lusternia These 85... people have lusted their way through 604,636,312 keys. They make up (perhaps literally) 0.16% of the "Whatpulse Quantum"
69. L33TSig These people have L33TSig'd their way to a grand total of 602,218,915 keys. These 197 Siggers make up 0.16% of all keys.

Kongregate has over taken two teams this week, and now sit at 66th. Go team!