Head to Head battles: Week Nine

Another week of the H2H battles!

Week Eight's battles (20 May - 27 May)

Here are the results of last week's four battles.
Battle 28:
Cj10203040 vs wizard96.
Cj10203040 typed 77,691 keys and wizard96 typed 68,583 keys.
Cj10203040 won by 9,108 keys!

Battle 29:
JaumeBG :) vs Glomple.
JaumeBG :) typed 65,000 keys and Glomple typed 25,000 keys.
JaumeBG :) won by 40,000 keys!

Battle 30:
gab rid vs Sheepie XD.
Gab rid typed 104,830 keys and Sheepie XD typed 64,264 keys.

Gab rid won by 40,566 keys!

Battle 31:
Kioyoh vs Cryptosporidian.
Kioyoh typed 175,059 keys and Cryptosporidian typed 234,803 keys.
Cryptosporidian won by 59,774 keys!

Week Nine's battles (27 May - 3 June)

Here is the list of battles which were chosen randomly with random.org. Unluckily, only four people have wanted to compete this week; good luck to all of them anyway!

Battle 32:
gab rid vs notverygood.

Battle 33:
Cryptosporidian vs JaumeBG :).

Best Head to Head battlers

Here is the list of the best battlers of H2H. Rules of this list: You get 1 point for every win and -1 for every loss. ▼ and ▲ mean rank, + and - mean position in this table, comparing to last week.
1: gab rid 4 ₧ (+1) (▲1)

1: notverygood 4 ₧
3: IAmTheCandyman 2 ₧

3: JaumeBG :) 2 ₧ (+1) (▲1)
5: Cj10203040 1 ₧ (+1) (New)

5: Cryptosporidian 1 ₧ (+1) (▲5) 5: Kove 1 ₧ (▼1)
5: Nab =P 1 ₧ (▼1)

5: sellyme 1 ₧ (▼1)
5: squall7775 1 ₧ (▼1)

11: Agent_86 0 ₧ (▼1)
11: Mr. Bean 0 ₧ (▼1)
11: racefan12 0 ₧ (▼1)

11: Sheepie XD 0 ₧ (-1) (▼7)

15: Colin -1 ₧ (▼1)
15: Elldaman311 -1 ₧ (▼1)
15: HappyAlcoholic -1 ₧ (▼1)
15: hokage4354 -1 ₧ (▼1)
15: Kispus -1 ₧ (▼1)
15: Sasms -1 ₧ (▼1)
15: Smookyolo :D -1 ₧ (▼1)

15: wizard96 -1 ₧ (-1) (New)

23: Kioyoh -2 ₧ (-1) (▼9) 23: shadow29live -2 ₧
23: Sinapi -2 ₧
26: Glomple -5 ₧ (-1)

I can't think of anything clever to put here.

So I'll post about team stats instead.

47. &TOTSE - 799,444,873 keys from 266 ampersands. Look it up, it's a real word.
48. .::RSC::. - 794,038,246 keys from 200 Runescape Community people. Wow. 200. Growing.
49. PornBits - 788,705,505 keys from 215 porny bits of whatpulsers. Addicts.
50. Kongregate - 784,458,155 keys from 306 gamers who can't believe they're in the top 50.
51. Flash Flash Revolution - 771,657,710 keys from 147 whores of the key kind.
52. Slovakia - 758,957,608 keys from 183 - you know what? There is nothing original to be had here. Screw you guys, I'm going home!
53. XGen - 740,411,091 keys from 214 X rated generators.


TOP 50 HELL YEAH WOO!!!! DONT STOP UNTIL WE TAKE OVER THE WHATPULSE WORLD RWAAAAARRRR!!!!!

+5 respect to anyone who spots the reference and names the show/book/movie/song.

Key Spamming your way Into the Top 25: An Experiment

So Jaume and I were talking the other day and he suggested a new piece for the blog - an article on a super awesome game that gives you lots of super awesome keys. And now, here I am. Writing just that, with lots of credit going to Jaume for thinking up this wonderful idea. And actually having the balls to suggest it.
I give you...

Remnants of Skystone
ZOMG PAY CONTENT U FAIL GAEM SUX.
Haha, no.
Platformer MMO set in a Steampunk world. 2D side-scrolling action in single-player and co-op featuring three classes, each with their own move sets and abilities. Complete over 100 Missions and Quests in single-player, and team up with other players for Co-op Trailblazing with 3 new maps each week! Each player also receives housing called Floats, which you can decorate with spoils from quests or with items purchased in town. New quests and content added weekly!

So where does the awesome key spamming come in?
The controls.
Everything in the game can be navigated using the directional keys and hotkeys - A and S for movement and attack, P, I, Q, M, T, K, F, O and H for various menus.
Not only that, the loading! Key spam the controls over and over whenever the game is loading something and you will easily get thousands and thousands of keys and before you know it, you've got five million keys. A few weeks after that and.. what's this? TOP 25!

So why play the game?
Because it's f***ing awesome.
Smookyolo, Hemer and totally everybody else quotes the exact same thing;
"I would die of boredom without RoS to comfort me in my mom's basement."
Ask them.

Again, I must totally credit JaumeBG for this kickass idea.

Head to Head battles: Week Eight

The Head to Head battles are back!

Week Seven's battles (6 May - 13 May)

I'd like to let you know that the keys counted are only the ones typed between 6 May and 13 May, keys typed after those dates do not count. These are the results.
Battle 25:
Glomple vs Kove.
Glomple typed 100,000 keys and Kove typed 249,206 keys.
Kove won by 149,206 keys!

Battle 26:
Cryptosporidian vs gab rid.
Cryptosporidian typed 150,596 keys and gab rid typed 152,006 keys.
Gab rid won by 1,410 keys!

Battle 27:
notverygood vs sellyme.
Notverygood typed 417,580 keys and sellyme typed 318,000 keys.
Notverygood won by 99,580 keys!

Week Eight's battles (20 May - 27 May)

So, sellyme told me that whenever there's an odd amount of players who sign up for the Head to Head battles, I should add a user named "Sheepie XD" to the list... Well, I'll now be doing that until maybe a better idea is proposed. Here are the battles of this week which were chosen randomly.
Battle 28:
Cj10203040 vs wizard96.

Battle 29:
JaumeBG :) vs Glomple.

Battle 30:
gab rid vs Sheepie XD.

Battle 31:
Kioyoh vs Cryptosporidian.

Best Head to Head battlers

Here is the list of the best battlers of H2H. Rules of this list: You get 1 point for every win and -1 for every loss. ▼ and ▲ mean rank, + and - mean position in this table, comparing to last week.
1: notverygood 4 ₧ (+1)
2: gab rid 3 ₧ (+1) (▲1)
3: IAmTheCandyman 2 ₧ (▼1)
4: JaumeBG :) 1 ₧
4: Kove 1 ₧ (+1) (New)
4: Nab =P 1 ₧

4: sellyme 1 ₧ (-1) (▼2)
4: Sheepie XD 1 ₧
4: squall7775 1 ₧
10: Agent_86 0 ₧
10: Cryptosporidian 0 ₧ (-1) (▼1)
10: Mr. Bean 0 ₧
10: racefan12 0 ₧

14: Colin -1 ₧
14: Elldaman311 -1 ₧
14: HappyAlcoholic -1 ₧
14: hokage4354 -1 ₧
14: Kioyoh -1 ₧
14: Kispus -1 ₧
14: Sasms -1 ₧
14: Smookyolo :D -1 ₧
22: shadow29live -2 ₧
22: Sinapi -2 ₧
24: Glomple -4 ₧ (-1) (▼1)

Top 50 Players' Stats (17 May)

I don't know what happened to sellyme, he's not been online since last Wednesday... Lets hope he's okay!

Anyway, I'll do the top 50 players stats for this week.

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1: Mr. Bean 51,070,730 keys
2: Nab =P (F) 49,913,961 keys (+280,046)
3: CiF 29,122,098 keys
4: TatharNuar 25,013,310 keys (+421)
5: Kyru 22,933,969 keys
6: D.J. 22,773,385 keys
7: Rivian 20,858,754 (+200,000)
8: Sylicas (M) 12,587,943 keys
9: Sylencia 12,400,000 keys
10: mupet0000 11,072,574 keys (+152,431)
11: Travuersa 10,918,533 keys (+25,000)
12: aenh 10,417,303 keys
13: x_Pyro_x 9,815,454 keys (+178,514)
14: Fortray 9,800,926 keys (+241,841)
15: squall7775 9,171,535 keys (+1,048,043) (▲4)
16: evilducks 9,028,871 keys (+752,087) (▲2)
17: Sinapi 9,021,143 keys (+232,325)
18: Smookyolo :D 8,678,297 keys (+686,804) (▲3)
19: neotype 8,533,974 keys (+47,533) (▼3)
20: schlefty 8,357,139 keys (▼5)
21: Dragily 8,006,063 keys (▼2)
22: phoexo 7,866,876 keys (+35,358)
23: Phoenix00017 7,800,700 keys (+420,084) (▲1)
24: Pereking 7,542,731 keys (+138,917) (▼1)
25: Chippy01 7,443,071 keys (+319,269)

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26: Cryptosporidian 7,346,184 keys (+916,838) (▲2)
27: sellyme 7,214,314 keys (+393,000)
28: ItBeNickYo 7,065,418 keys (▼2)
29: BGoldTLE 6,354,530 keys (+435,125)
30: HappyAlcoholic 5,907,622 keys
31: Colin 5,819,815 keys (+106,673)
32: Ducklette 5,779,527 keys (+628,118) (▲3)
33: Nick19038 5,603,326 keys (+88,939) (▼1)
34: Sukasai 5,493,566 keys (+222,786)
35: DeadlyMan 5,487,287 keys (▼2)
36: Juze 5,175,455 keys (+186,280) (▲1)
37: indie88 5,038,638 keys (▼1)
38: AntB 4,674,292 keys
39: Merryl 4,550,000 keys (New)
40: Fushinryu 4,485,910 keys (▼1)
41: Sp3000 4,418,240 keys (▼1)
42: Jabor 4,328,637 keys (▼1)
43: Sten123 4,033,662 keys (+160,000) (▲1)
44: 16belowzero 3,957,117 keys (▼2)
45: IAmTheCandyman 3,867,546 keys (+550,914) (▲5)
46: Severe Flame 3,706,813 keys (▼2)
47: AlisonClaire 3,703,652 keys (▼2)
48: resterman 3,692,523 keys (+200,000)
49: ImmortalItalian 3,690,250 keys (+336,365)
50: notverygood 3,686,188 keys (New)

Enjoy the stats! More awesome stats here!