30 December 2009

Have You Seen Sellyme?


Sellyme has been MIA.

Last login according to his Kongregate Profile was
December 24, 2009.

Any information or conspiracy theories can be posted here.

Help find Sellyme!!
(They wanted the blog updated, so I posted this.)

25 December 2009

Country Rankings


Rank/Country/Keys/Change

1. United States /85,125,789,906 (+3,715,639)
2. Netherlands /45,677,330,201 (+101,128,251)
3. Germany /30,765,402,190 (+55,045,255)
4. Poland /27,110,269,163 (+68,812,749)
5. United Kingdom /20,415,708,745 (+20,725,577)
6. Canada /17,618,787,497 (+21,344,345)
7. Chile /11,525,461,372 (+6,550,750)
8. Australia /11,507,891,965 (+32,522,686)
9. Belgium /10,742,073,600 (+20,513,958)
10. Sweden /9,159,804,380 (+6,089,515)
Battling for the first page.....
25. Malaysia /2,319,149,594 (+1,850,661)
26. New Zealand /2,178,681,662 (+5,406,157)
27. Singapore /2,039,845,414 (-9,814,029)(apparently someone changed their country profile)
This Kongregate Team has 199 member(s), which have typed 408,872,757 keys and clicked 114,504,699 times all together.
The team holds 0.11% percent of all the teams/users of this project, and is ranked 103rd.
A big welcome aboard to AlisonClaire and Ducklette!!!




21 December 2009

AKS2; it stole my soul. Wait, no, I sold that to a 6 year old for 2 pieces of bubblegum didn't I? Man that was long ago. And that bubblegum tasted like shit. I mean, seriously, it was like plastic for crying out loud. Last time I ate something like that was when my brother cooked fish fingers. They were all stringy. That was probably 10 years ago too. Ah, the memories. (If you read this full title, +1 cookie, tell me in the WP thread)

You may be wondering why I said Kongratulations to Amilir in the last update. Well, (s?)he was the lucky person to give the Kong team our 400,000,000th key. Nice work! Anyway, time for Top 7 pulsers over the week (which I changed to Top 10, to give the people who were in last weeks update a chance).

  1. evilducks star 2,491,741 (+1,372,420)
  2. HappyAlcoholic 1,251,940 (+683,741)  
  3. Chippy01 4,124,202 (+665,686) 
  4. Kralis 985,688 (+595,134)
  5. Sasms 1,404,404 (+583,577) 
  6. Mr. Bean 46,443,620 (+568,136) 
  7. MyDreamName 1,086,543 (+551,904) 
  8. Cryptosporidian 728,287 (+509,260)
  9. ChrisB5 521,059 (N) (+521,059)
  10. sellyme 3,276,717 (+475,000)



Well, 5 out of those 10 people frequent the FtD chatroom. That may be coincidence, but I'm saying to Hall of Odin, Scribbles, and the others, get off your ass and play FFR moar! (Which would actually require you to be on your ass, so disregard that.)


Also, evilducks has complete the Super Special Awesome Challenge of getting 1 million keys in a 2 day period. It took just over 2 days until he could pulse it, however he has provided proof that he achieved it in 2 days. For this he gets the challenge prize: 10 cookies.


Cookies!

evilducks: 14
sellyme: 4
CiF: 3
Aiglet1: 3
GHEZ119: 1
Kralis: 1
WiiPlayer113: 1
Sinapi: 1
Fushinryu: 1
TatharNuar: 1
tortao: 1
Sasms: 1
MyDreamName: 1
Cryptosporidian: 1
ChrisB5: 1
Kralis: 1


There! As someone has finally achieved over 7 cookies, I can display the prizes.

For 7 cookies: A free prank call to any US home phone number. Sent by me!
For 15 cookies: This team has password protection.
For 25 cookies: This team has password protection.
For 50 cookies: This team has password protection.
For 150 cookies: This team has password protection.

Yes, 150 cookies. There is really a prize for that. Anyway, I may make more, but those are what you should aim for. Now it's team stats.

Team stats:

Name: Kongregate
Users: 196 (+22)
Keys: 402,045,914 (+22,610,929)
Clicks: 112,708,334 (+7,795,792)
Miles: 8019.14  (+452.67)
Position: 104 (+8)


Yes, 22 million keys. That's 3 million a day now. Not bad is it?

Also, there is a hide and seek challenge now going on in this blog. Find the location of the secret, and tell me it in the WP thread (http://www.kongregate.com/forums/1-kongregate/topics/4071-kongregate-team-whatpulse) and you will recieve 1 cookie. It is very obvious once you've found it, so if you aren't sure, you aren't right.

20 December 2009

Week long update of epicness 4: Zorgon's Forbidden Much Castle of Return Sunshine Sad

XxAchillesxX 404,576 (+147,024)
Stealth328 1,822,483 (N) (+57,723) (Note: Joined after pulsing over 1,500,000)
Realek 8,490 (N) (+8,490)
Kynosaur 506,419 (+91,019)
Oathness 356,865 (+47,095)
ploftkaploft 583,262 (+130,593)
Devlini 128,394 (+33,650)
Theo1 31,918 (N)  (+31,918)
Dextro53 783,320 (+292,698)
HappyAlcoholic 1,251,940 (+683,741)
Thysiazo 820,995 (+87,215)
Fushinryu 479,395 (+298,498)
Yishan 430,732 (+101,867)
Rivian 19,658,754 (+100,000)
aax5 8,564 (N) (+8,564)
gimsily 1,716,950 (+19,468)
ImmortalItalian 282,875 (+102,783)
MossyStump 272,855 (+237,360)
Moebert 110,787 (+20,420)
Keckers 595,071 (+218,888)
cjk98 38,606 (N) (+38,606)

neotype 7,722,499 (+51,429)
ShawnerSSS 279,732 (+247,372)
racefan12 192,294 (N) (+192,294)
Mr Js Girl 62,733 (+13,136)
jandel122 268,250 (+69,570)
Rensworth 73,421 (N) (+73,421)
Kioyoh 488,834 (+112,651)
pivotman99 17,928 (N) (+17,928)
DoctorMarmalade 42,505 (N) (+42,505)
gelatina1996 233,746 (+100,000)
Feith 312,260 (+72,138)
schlefty 7,672,579 (+197,914) (Note: Joined team after pulsing over 7,000,000)
Sinapi 828,461 (+336,579)
kaluzaklein 1,549,527 (+40,322)
Chippy01 4,124,202 (+665,686)
notverygood 403,460 (+95,465)
sellyme 3,276,717 (+475,000)
Sten123 2,107,374 (+82,713)
Tr1bal 228,422  (+60,941)
Momma-Kong star 531,000  (+300,519)
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious 510,028 (+393,054)
GHEZ119 571,364 (+102,050)
Sasms 1,404,404 (+583,577)
x_Pyro_x 7,705,569 (+42,221)
JaumeBG :) 43,754 (N) (+43,754)
Moony 208,783 (+51,614)
Nab =P (F) 46,250,172 (+459,592)
LethalMutiny 52,474 (N) (+52,474)
Sukasai 5,658 (N) (+5,658)
Matoking 37,648 (N) (+37,648)
crush748 18,296  (+18,201)
Aiglet1 1,362,869 (+354,128)
TomDot 69,050 (N) (+69,050)
Cj10203040 1,507,782 (+159,079)
tooots 209,524 (+188,434)
hippyman27 210,000 (+50,000)
elitegundam 88,421 (N) (+88,421)
Asoftoday 22,008 (N) (+22,008)
Gevock 284,520 (+125,231)
AlisonClaire 94,026 (N) (+94,026)
Agent_86 31,184 (N) (+31,184)
gatherer818 174,561 (N) (+174,561)
Glomple 375,000 (+77,269)
TatharNuar 24,634,404 (+127,241)
ChrisB5 521,059 (N) (+521,059)
1a2b3c97 53,464 (N) (+53,464)
fmoly 355,567 (+93,734)
Mr. Bean 46,443,620 (+568,136)
Theoria 378,993 (+245,214)
dasmitimsad 1,284,337 (+439,615)
LiveeEevil 714,028 (+164,961)
evilducks star 2,491,741 (+1,372,420) (Note: 1mil in 2 days on 1 computer without spamming, legitimately)
nadroj09 2,236,011 (+100,000)
Pereking 6,805,460 (+9,038)
zmanzach4 119,227 (+32,194)
supergiantsfan 72,488 (N) (+72,488)
moses78 354,380 (+220,850)
AioriaRox 1,253,641 (+275,625)
PlatinumIce 109,829 (+51,977)
Khnum666 165,417 (N) (+165,417)
zmanzach4 137,831 (+50,798)
LucasBurgel 57,134 (N) (+57,134)
laxluvergall 335,068 (N) (+335,068)
SlasherX48 672,034 (+80,000)
gimsily 1,726,950 (+29,468)
BlackBone 222,945 (+75,173)
Smookyolo :D 1,017,798 (+401,212)
WiiPlayer113 635,745 (+379,386)

Sir_Fratley star 269,232 (+156,496)
SicMirx 393,806 (+157,497)
aenh 7,845,129 (+206,566)
bbxx 1,950,699 (204,536)
catsfanj 11,360 (N) (+11,360)
GhostlyGamer 115,894 (+50,636)
Jay Remie 54,675 (N) (+54,675)
Ult_Mac_Dady 9,899,590 (+55,000)
Amilir 200,000 (N) (+200,000)
ckwolf 442,073 (+290,439)
racefan12 202,989 (N) (+202,989)
Omega360 45,920 (+32,385)
123aaa789 651,387 (+327,513)
MyDreamName 1,086,543 (+551,904)
Cryptosporidian 728,287 (+509,260)
folah 129,127 (+99,973)
Kralis 985,688 (+595,134)
trebach 462,298 (N) (+462,298)

Also, kongratulations to Amilir



That's all I'm doing for now. Yep, that's all 110 or so people who posted, but nothing else is coming today. The rest of the stats are tomorrow. Sorry. I've got a schedule up now though

(All days in South Australia time)
Sunday - Weekly Pulsers
Monday - Cookies, team stats, and random junk
Tuesday - User of the Week
Friday - Country Stats

18 December 2009

Special Event.

Our first special event, held in the forums has a winrar! Congratulations notverygood who won it.

Cookies!

CiF: 3
sellyme:3
Aiglet1: 3
Kralis: 1
WiiPlayer113: 1
Sinapi: 1
Fushinryu: 1
TatharNuar: 1
tortao: 1

Country Rankings

Note: Quikslam is MommaK70 from Kongregate.

Rank/Country/Keys

1. United States/85,122,074,267
2. Netherlands/45,576,201,950
3. Germany/30,710,356,935
4. Poland/27,041,456,414
5. United Kingdom/20,394,983,168
6. Canada/17,597,443,152
7. Chile/11,518,910,622
8. Australia/11,475,369,279
9. Belgium/10,721,559,642
10. Sweden/9,153,714,865
Battling for the 1st page...
25. Malaysia/2,317,298,933
26. New Zealand/2,173,275,505
27. Singapore/2,049,659,443
As of today, the Kongregate Team has 186 members and is ranked 109th.
When this blog was started, 11/13/09, there were only 97 members.
This is posted several hours early, due to my work schedule and I plan on updating it every Friday. Keep pulsing!!

15 December 2009

User of The Week #1: evilducks.

 evilducks, a WP user with 1,222,080 keys was the lucky first User of the Week. He loves games, which is what gives him his impressive 0.47 kps rate, and is currently holding 1st place for the coveted "Best Newcomer" award. Here's a bit of Q&A I did with him.

Q: How did you think up your name?

A:  I got my name from Eddie Izzard

Q: How did you get 97k in 15 hours on the 30th of November?

A: Hacks, I mean playing Combat Arms!
  
Q: Why are you awesome?

 A: I like turtles.

Q: Apart from you, who do you think is the best Kong WP user?


A: Nab, because his pulses are OVER 9000 each pulse.


Q: What is your main WP goal?

A: To be in the top 25 at least, then go after Nab.

Q: Why and when did you join WP?

A: Thousands of years ago! On November 17th.

Q: Any tips?



A: Pulse every key and click. Just to make sellyme miserable. :D (Editors Note: Do it and you shall face my WRATH!)

13 December 2009

Week long update of epicness 3: Legends Go Force Ninja!

Here we go again. Nearly 100 this time. (Some have not been counted)

Devlini 94,744 (+17,325)
ploftkaploft 452,309 (+119,213)
hokage4354 946,485 (+105,575)
Feith 284,910 (+44,788)
folah 29,154 (+10,943)
Oathness 309,770 (+100,000)
Kynosaur 415,400 (+203,302)
zmanzach4 87,033 (+24,937)
Amilir 100,000 (N) (+100,000)
Mr Js Girl 46,597 (+9,420)
Tr1bal 167,451 (+72,069)
jandel122 198,680 (+80,957)
neotype 7,671,070 (+145,787)
Sten123 2,024,661 (+67,024) 
1a2b3c97 20,253 (N) (+20,253)
MossyStump 157,040 (+121,945)
Moony 157,169 (+33,737)
Fushinryu 270,897 (+259,059)
Moebert 90,367 (+20,653)
Omega360 13,035 (N)  (+13,035)
Aiglet1 1,008,741 (+312,958)
World_Domination 49,606  (+15,922)
gelatina1996 133,746 (N) (+133,746)
PlatinumIce 57,852  (+39,937)
tortao 871,420 (+226,559)
aenh 7,638,563 (+182,499)
Sinapi 491,882 (+297,637)
Kyru 19,579,605 (+646,550)
kaluzaklein 1,509,205 (+94,524)
notverygood 307,995 (+66,237)
LiveeEevil 549,067 (+123,257)
ImmortalItalian 180,172 (N) (+180,172)
Thysiazo 733,780 (+190,748)
gatherer818 65,851 (N) (+65,851)
GHEZ119 469,314 (+91,548)
Keckers 539,125 (+113,811)
Glomple 297,731 (+104,345)
Kioyoh 376,183 (+184,127)
gimsily 1,697,482 (+15,695)
x_Pyro_x 7,663,348 (+54,801)
Yishan 328,865 (+138,210)
nadroj09 2,136,011 (+50,011)
ruudiluca 54,458 (+4,910)
evilducks 1,119,321 (+356,141)
SicMirx 236,309  (+129,966)
moses78 133,530 (N) (+133,530)
Momma-Kong 230,481  (+174,977)
fmoly 261,833 (+106,814)
Sir_Fratley 112,736 (N) (+112,736)
AioriaRox 978,016 (+185,042)
TatharNuar 24,507,163 (+1,461,411)  (Over 1,300,000 in five hours, holy pulses batman!)
Ult_Mac_Dady 9,844,590 (+45,000)
tooots 21,090 (N) (+21,090)
Pereking 6,796,422 (+19,482)
hippyman27 160,000 (+70,000)
SlasherX48 592,034 (+40,000)
BlackBone 147,772 (100,806)
GhostlyGamer 65,258  (+29,667)
sellyme 2,801,717 (+68,630)


NOTE: THIS USER SECTION IS COMPLETE. If you are not in here then you posted while I was making the blog, and it will be counted next week. Sorry.


Top 7 pulsers for the week:
  1. TatharNuar 24,507,163 (+1,461,411)
  2. Kyru 19,579,605 (+646,550)
  3. evilducks 1,119,321 (+356,141) 
  4. Aiglet1 1,008,741 (+312,958)
  5. Sinapi 491,882 (+297,637) 
  6. Fushinryu 270,897 (+259,059)
  7. tortao 871,420 (+226,559)


So that's it. Damn camp prohibiting computers so I couldn't get on there. Anyway, now for cookies.

CiF: 3
sellyme:3
Aiglet1: 3
Kralis: 1
WiiPlayer113: 1
notverygood: 1
Sinapi: 1
Fushinryu: 1
TatharNuar: 1
tortao: 1

And now, finally, the team stats.




Team stats:

Name: Kongregate
Users: 179 (+24)
Keys: 379,434,985 (+14,710,716)
Clicks: 104,912,542 (+4,229,681)
Miles: 7566.47  (+401.56)
Position: 112 (+10)


All in all very impressive. Still going at over 2mil per day.Also, over the first 2 years of this team we gained 64 members. Over the next 2 months, we gained over 100. Just shows that a good thread can go a long way. And still is judging by the 3-4 new users every day.

And that's it done. Took 20 hours but it was worth it.

06 December 2009

Week long update of epicness. Rd 2.

Well, here we go again.

Chippy01 3,458,516 (N) (+101,542) (Note: Joined team after pulsing over 3mil)
Oathness 209,770 (+61,000)
Axil20 308,202 (+108,246)
hiperson134 178,012 (+75,239)
Theoria 113,779 (+40,002)
Jobose 71,394 (+71,358)
ploftkaploft 333,096 (+159,809)
Kioyoh 192,056 (+82,356)
Moony 123,432  (+42,123)
IAmTheCandyman 298,846 (+19,967)
Sayuko 139,133 (+14,103)
Pereking 6,776,940 (+20,603)
Kynosaur 212,098 (+110,000)
neotype 7,525,283 (+100,000)
UnknownGuardian 1,983 (N) (+1,983)
kaluzaklein 1,414,681 (+60,042)
Juze 3,457,388 (+333,098)
GHEZ119 377,766 (+142,677)
Moebert 69,714 (+19,872)
Devlini 77,419 (+47,413)
Sten123 1,957,637 (+109,547)
Keckers 425,244 (+117,701)
nadroj09 2,086,000 (+30,000)
Rivian 19,558,754 (+100,000)
ckwolf 151,634 (N) (+151,634)
TatharNuar 23,045,752 (+29,359)
evilducks 763,180 (+319,544)
tortao 644,861 (N) (+71,123) (Note: Joined team after pulsing over 500k)
Mr Js Girl 37,177 (+3,808)
 World_Domination 33,684 (+17,916) 
jtran123 25,145 (+5,145)
SicMirx 106,343 (N) (+106,343)
gimsily 1,681,787 (+10,649)
BlackBone 46,966 (N) (+46,966)
ShawnerSSS 32,360 (N) (+32,360)
Ult_Mac_Dady 9,799,590 (+35,000)
SlasherX48 552,034 (+46,201)
Mr. Bean 45,875,484 (N) (+720,048) (Note: Joined team after pulsing  over 45mil)
Smookyolo :D 616,586  (+207,197)
x_Pyro_x 7,608,547 (+104,295)
Momma-Kong 55,504 (N) (+55,504)
ruudiluca 49,548 (N) (+49,548)
Illucoran 261 (N) (+261)
dasmitimsad 844,722 (+69,722)
GhostlyGamer 35,591 (N) (+35,591)
PlatinumIce 17,915 (N) (+17,915)
Fushinryu 11,838 (+1,376)
hokage4354 840,910 (+209,770)
Nab =P (F) 45,790,580 (+243,027)
jandel122 117,723 (+77,407)
Gevock 149,359 (+90,408)
XxAchillesxX 257,552 (+245,939)
Dextro53 490,632 (+302,603)
aenh 7,456,064 (+136,983)
Cj10203040 1,348,703 (+258,846)
Feith 240,122 (+42,305 )
Sinapi 194,245 (N) (+194,245)
LiveeEevil 425,810 (+177,710)
gelatina1996 33,746 (N) (+33,746)
ImmortalItalian 36,470 (N) (+36,470)
AioriaRox 702,974 (+248,480)
hippyman27 90,000 (N) (+90,000)
Cryptosporidian 219,027 (N) (+219,.027)
Aiglet1 695,783 (+316,481) 
fmoly 155,019 (+86,873)
zmanzach4 62,096 (+61,175)
sellyme 2,733,087 (+406,001)
MossyStump 35,495 (N) (+35,495)
MyDreamName 534,639 (+290,932)
Kralis 390,554 (+377,816)
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious 116,974 (N) (+116,974) (Note: Is JudeMaverick's new acc)

folah 18,211 (N) (+18,211)
Glomple 193,386 (+69,276)
123aaa789 278,874 (N) (+278,874)
WiiPlayer113 256,359 (N) (+256,359)
notverygood 241,718 (+88,816)
Yishan 190,655 (+190,348)



Top pulsers over the entire week:

  1. Mr. Bean 45,875,484 (N) (+720,048)
  2. sellyme 2,733,087 (+406,001)
  3. Kralis 390,554 (+377,816)
  4. Juze 3,457,388 (+333,098)
  5. evilducks 763,180 (+319,544)
  6. Aiglet1 695,783 (+316,481) 
  7. Dextro53 490,632 (+302,603)

122 and 123!

Thank you to WiiPlayer113 and notverygood who got the pulses sending us up a position.



Team stats:

Name: Kongregate
Users: 155 (+25)
Keys: 364,724,269 (+59,087,535)
Clicks: 100,682,861 (+11,841,022)
Miles: 7164.91  (+838.52)
Position: 122 (+33)

Looks pretty good, doesn't it? And even taking out Mr. Bean's 45mil that's still 2mil a day!


CiF: 3
sellyme:3
Kralis: 1
Well, that's it for this update. As I won't be here again until Wednesday night (Wednesday mid morning for Americans) the Player of the Week will be delayed. Unless someone else decides to do it for me.

05 December 2009

There we go XD

FINALLY!!!

Well, at long last, Mr. Bean has joined with his 45,800,000 keys. That puts us up 24 spots. However, because he's joining, and not getting the pulse, no cookies. Well, okay, I'll give him 1. (This is to prevent people quitting the team and joining again to get cookies.)

Anyway, 124th place, 1,200,000 from 123rd. Let's get 100! GOGOGOGOGO!

OMFG AGAIN!

Yes. We are in position 148. Cookie to Cj10203040 who made it. We will be going up about 25 spots by tomorrow with Mr. Bean (aka DarkRuler2005) joining, but he's only getting one cookie for that, otherwise it would be really unfair. Anyway, update:

Cookies!:
CiF: 3
sellyme: 2
Kyru: 1
Rivian: 1
Sylicas: 1
kaluzaklein: 1
HappyAlcoholic: 1
GHEZ119: 1
Dextro53: 1
Ult_Mac_Dady: 1
SlasherX48: 1
hokage4354: 1
evilducks: 1
Smookyolo :D: 1
Chippy01: 1
AioriaRox: 1
Aiglet1: 1
Juze: 1
Cj10203040: 1

04 December 2009

0.o

Well, thanks to a big member of team Lycos deciding to quit, we are now in #158. We still only have 350k or so until #157 though, so someone still might get a cookie today.

I hate fags and Juze - M. Gibson

Nice work team! [/scooby-doo reference] We managed to get to #149 at last... Props go to Juze for the pulse that did it. Hopefully I'll have another update in a few hours, as we are only 400k or so behind #148. Cookies count now.

Cookies!:
CiF: 3
sellyme: 2
Kyru: 1
Rivian: 1
Sylicas: 1
kaluzaklein: 1
HappyAlcoholic: 1
GHEZ119: 1
Dextro53: 1
Ult_Mac_Dady: 1
SlasherX48: 1
hokage4354: 1
evilducks: 1
Smookyolo :D: 1
Chippy01: 1
AioriaRox: 1
Aiglet1: 1
Juze: 1

Prizes!

Okay, right now there is only one prize, but it's an epic one. For just 5 cookies I will prank call any home phone in the U.S.A. (I can't outside of the US for legal reasons) Whether it be your friend, your enemy, or the pizza joint that won't deliver to you.

02 December 2009

Kong+2

Kongratulations team! We made it to the 6th page, and got in front of two teams in the process. Thank you to AioriaRox and Aiglet1 who got us over the line on each occasion.

Cookies!:
CiF: 3
sellyme: 2
Kyru: 1
Rivian: 1
Sylicas: 1
kaluzaklein: 1
HappyAlcoholic: 1
GHEZ119: 1
Dextro53: 1
Ult_Mac_Dady: 1
SlasherX48: 1
hokage4354: 1
evilducks: 1
Smookyolo :D: 1
Chippy01: 1
AioriaRox: 1
Aiglet1: 1


User of the week!!

From now on, every Tuesday I will do a user of the week. If you wish to be nominated for this, just say so in a comment on the blog, or via the Kong forums. I will then whisper you with some questions for you to answer, and write up a profile all about you.