I made you a cookie!

Yes. Cookies are back! (Sort of). Okay, now this isn't a perfect system, but I'm giving you an advnatage, instead of starting you at zilch. Here's a guide.

For every point over 0 you have into the H2H battlers list you get a cookie.
For every "task" you complete, you get a cookie.
For everything else particularly awesome you do, you get a cookie.
Once you obtain a certain amount of cookies, you can request a favour from me. Or even make me publicly humiliate myself if you have enough cookies. There will even be things you can buy off of me (most of them virtual, but at 9001 cookies you can buy a Kong Badges Tee). More info will come on this later.

Anyway, here's how the cookie table stands now:

gab rid 5
sellyme 5
notverygood 4

VG 3

Cryptosporidian 2

IAmTheCandyman 2

Cj10203040 2

WiiPlayer113 2
Sinapi 2
AlisonClaire 1

Kove 1

Inquizitor 1

squall7775 1

Nab =P 1

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious 1

Smookyolo :D 1

[IGNORE ME!!!]

As of 28th March 2010, the cookie counts were as so.
Thus, the final count is as follows.
evilducks: 14 sellyme: 13 notverygood: 12 Cj10203040: 6 gab rid: 5 Mr. Bean: 4 Cryptosporidian: 4 Sinapi: 4 VG: 3

CiF: 3

Aiglet1: 3

HappyAlcoholic: 3

Smookyolo :D: 3
Juze: 2

Dextro53: 2

Kyru: 2
Chippy01: 2

IAmTheCandyman: 2
WiiPlayer113: 2
squall7775: 2
Rivian: 1
Sylicas: 1
kaluzaklein: 1

GHEZ119: 1

Ult_Mac_Dady: 1
SlasherX48: 1
hokage4354: 1

AioriaRox: 1

Kralis: 1

Fushinryu: 1
TatharNuar: 1
tortao: 1
Sasms: 1
MyDreamName: 1
ChrisB5: 1
Kralis: 1
x_Pyro_x: 1
SicMirx: 1
Phoenix00017: 1
JaumeBG :): 1
AlisonClaire: 1
Kove: 1
Inquizitor: 1
Nab =P: 1 Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious: 1

With love, nvg. <3

(Oh wow, you actually combined them... Thanks, but I didn't want to do that, so as to get rid of inactive people... Oh well. I actually just wanted to do it that way because of laziness, so I guess it doesn't matter)

Cookie Contests (Now known as Duke Nukem: Forever)

No-one seems interested in this any more, so I'm going to stop doing it. It's a pity, because if you actually did any of the competitions, you could have got enough cookies to "buy" Kongregate Merchandise, but it's too late for you now. We'll still be giving out Kong Merch, but much more rarely and it's all based on your dedication to the team. Whenever we have enough money from the blog, we'll hold a big voting competition to see who YOU think deserves it the most.

Cookie Contests! Round 1

1: Pulse 150k+ in one day. For this to be recognized, you have to pulse on the day before, then the 150k+ has to be the next day. (For instance, pulse 17k on the 28th, then 204k on the 29th) Worth 4 cookies, can be to multiple people.

2: Spam Tass into getting FFR back up. Worth 50 cookies.

3: Convince 5 others to join WP, and get them to say so in the thread. Worth 5 cookies.

4: Work for me on this blog. Worth 1 cookie.



evilducks: 14
sellyme: 8

notverygood:8

Cj10203040: 4
Mr. Bean: 4

CiF: 3

Aiglet1: 3

HappyAlcoholic: 3

Juze: 2

Dextro53: 2

Kyru: 2
Chippy01: 2 

Cryptosporidian: 2
Sinapi: 2

Smookyolo :D: 2

Rivian: 1
Sylicas: 1
kaluzaklein: 1

GHEZ119: 1

Ult_Mac_Dady: 1
SlasherX48: 1
hokage4354: 1

AioriaRox: 1

Kralis: 1

WiiPlayer113: 1
Fushinryu: 1
TatharNuar: 1
tortao: 1
Sasms: 1
MyDreamName: 1
ChrisB5: 1
Kralis: 1
x_Pyro_x: 1
squall7775: 1
SicMirx: 1
Phoenix00017: 1
JaumeBG :): 1

Cookies and prizes!

Okay. Prize 1 was won by notverygood. It hasn't been confirmed, but I know that he did contribute quite a hefty push to the goal. Prize 2 was won by Cj10203040, with a number guess of 42. The actual number was 367. Yes, out of the 17 people who posted, 6 went over 520, and 10 went under 40. So the answer to life won the prize! Prize 3 however was lost, as my score in Pel seems to be unsurmountable. So I win the 10 cookies there. (Actually, I'm not that mean, I'll only take 3)

Top pulsers last week were:

Sinapi 5,202,703 (+1,786,204) (FTD!)
HappyAlcoholic 3,969,196 (+869,130) (FTD!) 
Cryptosporidian 4,583,554 (+795,333) (EH!)
x_Pyro_x 9,122,250 (+678,350)
Smookyolo :D 5,173,085 (+522,525) (IiN!)
squall7775 4,144,178 (+377,199) (MF!)
SicMirx 2,011,968 (+355,054) (LEP!)
Mr. Bean 49,792,158 (+354,137)
sellyme 4,076,719 (+350,000) (FTD!)
Phoenix00017 5,448,985 (+290,045) (KA) (NC!)
   

Total Cookies are!

evilducks: 14
sellyme:8

notverygood: 7

Cj10203040: 4
Mr. Bean: 4

CiF: 3

Aiglet1: 3

HappyAlcoholic: 3

Juze: 2

Dextro53: 2

Kyru: 2
Chippy01: 2 

Cryptosporidian: 2
Sinapi: 2

Smookyolo :D: 2

Rivian: 1
Sylicas: 1
kaluzaklein: 1

GHEZ119: 1

Ult_Mac_Dady: 1
SlasherX48: 1
hokage4354: 1

AioriaRox: 1

Kralis: 1

WiiPlayer113: 1
Fushinryu: 1
TatharNuar: 1
tortao: 1
Sasms: 1
MyDreamName: 1
ChrisB5: 1
Kralis: 1
x_Pyro_x: 1
squall7775: 1
SicMirx: 1
Phoenix00017: 1

The cookies.

Okay. I'm going to start 3 cookies contests.

1. If you have spare time on the internet, and like doing seemingly pointless things, whisper me. This prize offers 5 cookies.

2. I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 1000. Whisper me (sellyme) on Kongregate with the number you think it is. Closest person to the number wins, but if you go over the number, you "Bust". This prize offers 3 cookies.

3. Beat my score at Pel. You must provide a screenshot of the end screen and high score. My high is around 18,000,000. This prize offers 10 cookies.

Now, the actual cookie count.

evilducks: 14
sellyme: 4

CiF: 3

Aiglet1: 3

Mr. Bean: 3

Juze: 2

Dextro53: 2

Kyru: 2

notverygood: 2

HappyAlcoholic: 2
Chippy01: 2

Rivian: 1
Sylicas: 1
kaluzaklein: 1

GHEZ119: 1

Ult_Mac_Dady: 1
SlasherX48: 1
hokage4354: 1

Smookyolo :D: 1

AioriaRox: 1

Cj10203040: 1

Kralis: 1

WiiPlayer113: 1
Sinapi: 1
Fushinryu: 1
TatharNuar: 1
tortao: 1
Sasms: 1
MyDreamName: 1
Cryptosporidian: 1
ChrisB5: 1
Kralis: 1

AKS2; it stole my soul. Wait, no, I sold that to a 6 year old for 2 pieces of bubblegum didn't I? Man that was long ago. And that bubblegum tasted like shit. I mean, seriously, it was like plastic for crying out loud. Last time I ate something like that was when my brother cooked fish fingers. They were all stringy. That was probably 10 years ago too. Ah, the memories. (If you read this full title, +1 cookie, tell me in the WP thread)

You may be wondering why I said Kongratulations to Amilir in the last update. Well, (s?)he was the lucky person to give the Kong team our 400,000,000th key. Nice work! Anyway, time for Top 7 pulsers over the week (which I changed to Top 10, to give the people who were in last weeks update a chance).

1. evilducks 2,491,741 (+1,372,420)
2. HappyAlcoholic 1,251,940 (+683,741)  
3. Chippy01 4,124,202 (+665,686) 
4. Kralis 985,688 (+595,134)
5. Sasms 1,404,404 (+583,577) 
6. Mr. Bean 46,443,620 (+568,136) 
7. MyDreamName 1,086,543 (+551,904) 
8. Cryptosporidian 728,287 (+509,260)
9. ChrisB5 521,059 (N) (+521,059)
10. sellyme 3,276,717 (+475,000)

Well, 5 out of those 10 people frequent the FtD chatroom. That may be coincidence, but I'm saying to Hall of Odin, Scribbles, and the others, get off your ass and play FFR moar! (Which would actually require you to be on your ass, so disregard that.)

Also, evilducks has complete the Super Special Awesome Challenge of getting 1 million keys in a 2 day period. It took just over 2 days until he could pulse it, however he has provided proof that he achieved it in 2 days. For this he gets the challenge prize: 10 cookies.


Cookies!

evilducks: 14
sellyme: 4

CiF: 3

Aiglet1: 3

Mr. Bean: 3

Juze: 2

Dextro53: 2

Kyru: 2

notverygood: 2

HappyAlcoholic: 2
Chippy01: 2

Rivian: 1
Sylicas: 1
kaluzaklein: 1

GHEZ119: 1

Ult_Mac_Dady: 1
SlasherX48: 1
hokage4354: 1

Smookyolo :D: 1

AioriaRox: 1

Cj10203040: 1

Kralis: 1

WiiPlayer113: 1
Sinapi: 1
Fushinryu: 1
TatharNuar: 1
tortao: 1
Sasms: 1
MyDreamName: 1
Cryptosporidian: 1
ChrisB5: 1
Kralis: 1


There! As someone has finally achieved over 7 cookies, I can display the prizes.

For 7 cookies: A free prank call to any US home phone number. Sent by me!
For 15 cookies:
For 25 cookies:
For 50 cookies:
For 150 cookies:

Yes, 150 cookies. There is really a prize for that. Anyway, I may make more, but those are what you should aim for. Now it's team stats.

Team stats:

Name: Kongregate
Users: 196 (+22)
Keys: 402,045,914 (+22,610,929)
Clicks: 112,708,334 (+7,795,792)
Miles: 8019.14  (+452.67)
Position: 104 (+8)

Yes, 22 million keys. That's 3 million a day now. Not bad is it?

Also, there is a hide and seek challenge now going on in this blog. Find the location of the secret, and tell me it in the WP thread (http://www.kongregate.com/forums/1-kongregate/topics/4071-kongregate-team-whatpulse) and you will recieve 1 cookie. It is very obvious once you've found it, so if you aren't sure, you aren't right.

Special Event.

Our first special event, held in the forums has a winrar! Congratulations notverygood who won it.

Cookies!

CiF: 3
sellyme:3

Aiglet1: 3

evilducks: 3

Mr. Bean: 2

Juze: 2

Dextro53: 2

Kyru: 2

notverygood: 2

Rivian: 1
Sylicas: 1
kaluzaklein: 1
HappyAlcoholic: 1
GHEZ119: 1

Ult_Mac_Dady: 1
SlasherX48: 1
hokage4354: 1

Smookyolo :D: 1
Chippy01: 1
AioriaRox: 1

Cj10203040: 1

Kralis: 1

WiiPlayer113: 1
Sinapi: 1
Fushinryu: 1
TatharNuar: 1
tortao: 1

Week long update of epicness 3: Legends Go Force Ninja!

Here we go again. Nearly 100 this time. (Some have not been counted)

Devlini 94,744 (+17,325)
ploftkaploft 452,309 (+119,213)
hokage4354 946,485 (+105,575)
Feith 284,910 (+44,788)
folah 29,154 (+10,943)
Oathness 309,770 (+100,000)
Kynosaur 415,400 (+203,302)
zmanzach4 87,033 (+24,937)
Amilir 100,000 (N) (+100,000)
Mr Js Girl 46,597 (+9,420)
Tr1bal 167,451 (+72,069)
jandel122 198,680 (+80,957)
neotype 7,671,070 (+145,787)
Sten123 2,024,661 (+67,024) 
1a2b3c97 20,253 (N) (+20,253)
MossyStump 157,040 (+121,945)
Moony 157,169 (+33,737)
Fushinryu 270,897 (+259,059)
Moebert 90,367 (+20,653)
Omega360 13,035 (N)  (+13,035)
Aiglet1 1,008,741 (+312,958)
World_Domination 49,606  (+15,922)
gelatina1996 133,746 (N) (+133,746)
PlatinumIce 57,852  (+39,937)
tortao 871,420 (+226,559)
aenh 7,638,563 (+182,499)
Sinapi 491,882 (+297,637)
Kyru 19,579,605 (+646,550)
kaluzaklein 1,509,205 (+94,524)
notverygood 307,995 (+66,237)
LiveeEevil 549,067 (+123,257)
ImmortalItalian 180,172 (N) (+180,172)
Thysiazo 733,780 (+190,748)
gatherer818 65,851 (N) (+65,851)
GHEZ119 469,314 (+91,548)
Keckers 539,125 (+113,811)
Glomple 297,731 (+104,345)
Kioyoh 376,183 (+184,127)
gimsily 1,697,482 (+15,695)
x_Pyro_x 7,663,348 (+54,801)
Yishan 328,865 (+138,210)
nadroj09 2,136,011 (+50,011)
ruudiluca 54,458 (+4,910)
evilducks 1,119,321 (+356,141)
SicMirx 236,309  (+129,966)
moses78 133,530 (N) (+133,530)
Momma-Kong 230,481  (+174,977)
fmoly 261,833 (+106,814)
Sir_Fratley 112,736 (N) (+112,736)
AioriaRox 978,016 (+185,042)
TatharNuar 24,507,163 (+1,461,411)  (Over 1,300,000 in five hours, holy pulses batman!)
Ult_Mac_Dady 9,844,590 (+45,000)
tooots 21,090 (N) (+21,090)
Pereking 6,796,422 (+19,482)
hippyman27 160,000 (+70,000)
SlasherX48 592,034 (+40,000)
BlackBone 147,772 (100,806)
GhostlyGamer 65,258  (+29,667)
sellyme 2,801,717 (+68,630)


NOTE: THIS USER SECTION IS COMPLETE. If you are not in here then you posted while I was making the blog, and it will be counted next week. Sorry.

Top 7 pulsers for the week:

1. TatharNuar 24,507,163 (+1,461,411)
2. Kyru 19,579,605 (+646,550)
3. evilducks 1,119,321 (+356,141) 
4. Aiglet1 1,008,741 (+312,958)
5. Sinapi 491,882 (+297,637) 
6. Fushinryu 270,897 (+259,059)
7. tortao 871,420 (+226,559)

So that's it. Damn camp prohibiting computers so I couldn't get on there. Anyway, now for cookies.

CiF: 3
sellyme:3

Aiglet1: 3

evilducks: 3

Mr. Bean: 2

Juze: 2

Dextro53: 2

Kyru: 2

Rivian: 1
Sylicas: 1
kaluzaklein: 1
HappyAlcoholic: 1
GHEZ119: 1

Ult_Mac_Dady: 1
SlasherX48: 1
hokage4354: 1

Smookyolo :D: 1
Chippy01: 1
AioriaRox: 1

Cj10203040: 1

Kralis: 1

WiiPlayer113: 1
notverygood: 1
Sinapi: 1
Fushinryu: 1
TatharNuar: 1
tortao: 1

And now, finally, the team stats.

Team stats:

Name: Kongregate
Users: 179 (+24)
Keys: 379,434,985 (+14,710,716)
Clicks: 104,912,542 (+4,229,681)
Miles: 7566.47  (+401.56)
Position: 112 (+10)

All in all very impressive. Still going at over 2mil per day.Also, over the first 2 years of this team we gained 64 members. Over the next 2 months, we gained over 100. Just shows that a good thread can go a long way. And still is judging by the 3-4 new users every day.

And that's it done. Took 20 hours but it was worth it.

Week long update of epicness. Rd 2.

Well, here we go again.

Chippy01 3,458,516 (N) (+101,542) (Note: Joined team after pulsing over 3mil)
Oathness 209,770 (+61,000)
Axil20 308,202 (+108,246)
hiperson134 178,012 (+75,239)
Theoria 113,779 (+40,002)
Jobose 71,394 (+71,358)
ploftkaploft 333,096 (+159,809)
Kioyoh 192,056 (+82,356)
Moony 123,432  (+42,123)
IAmTheCandyman 298,846 (+19,967)
Sayuko 139,133 (+14,103)
Pereking 6,776,940 (+20,603)
Kynosaur 212,098 (+110,000)
neotype 7,525,283 (+100,000)
UnknownGuardian 1,983 (N) (+1,983)
kaluzaklein 1,414,681 (+60,042)
Juze 3,457,388 (+333,098)
GHEZ119 377,766 (+142,677)
Moebert 69,714 (+19,872)
Devlini 77,419 (+47,413)
Sten123 1,957,637 (+109,547)
Keckers 425,244 (+117,701)
nadroj09 2,086,000 (+30,000)
Rivian 19,558,754 (+100,000)
ckwolf 151,634 (N) (+151,634)
TatharNuar 23,045,752 (+29,359)
evilducks 763,180 (+319,544)
tortao 644,861 (N) (+71,123) (Note: Joined team after pulsing over 500k)
Mr Js Girl 37,177 (+3,808)
 World_Domination 33,684 (+17,916) 
jtran123 25,145 (+5,145)
SicMirx 106,343 (N) (+106,343)
gimsily 1,681,787 (+10,649)
BlackBone 46,966 (N) (+46,966)
ShawnerSSS 32,360 (N) (+32,360)
Ult_Mac_Dady 9,799,590 (+35,000)
SlasherX48 552,034 (+46,201)
Mr. Bean 45,875,484 (N) (+720,048) (Note: Joined team after pulsing  over 45mil)
Smookyolo :D 616,586  (+207,197)
x_Pyro_x 7,608,547 (+104,295)
Momma-Kong 55,504 (N) (+55,504)
ruudiluca 49,548 (N) (+49,548)
Illucoran 261 (N) (+261)
dasmitimsad 844,722 (+69,722)
GhostlyGamer 35,591 (N) (+35,591)
PlatinumIce 17,915 (N) (+17,915)
Fushinryu 11,838 (+1,376)
hokage4354 840,910 (+209,770)
Nab =P (F) 45,790,580 (+243,027)
jandel122 117,723 (+77,407)
Gevock 149,359 (+90,408)
XxAchillesxX 257,552 (+245,939)
Dextro53 490,632 (+302,603)
aenh 7,456,064 (+136,983)
Cj10203040 1,348,703 (+258,846)
Feith 240,122 (+42,305 )
Sinapi 194,245 (N) (+194,245)
LiveeEevil 425,810 (+177,710)
gelatina1996 33,746 (N) (+33,746)
ImmortalItalian 36,470 (N) (+36,470)
AioriaRox 702,974 (+248,480)
hippyman27 90,000 (N) (+90,000)
Cryptosporidian 219,027 (N) (+219,.027)
Aiglet1 695,783 (+316,481) 
fmoly 155,019 (+86,873)
zmanzach4 62,096 (+61,175)
sellyme 2,733,087 (+406,001)
MossyStump 35,495 (N) (+35,495)
MyDreamName 534,639 (+290,932)
Kralis 390,554 (+377,816)
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious 116,974 (N) (+116,974) (Note: Is JudeMaverick's new acc)

folah 18,211 (N) (+18,211)
Glomple 193,386 (+69,276)
123aaa789 278,874 (N) (+278,874)
WiiPlayer113 256,359 (N) (+256,359)
notverygood 241,718 (+88,816)
Yishan 190,655 (+190,348)



Top pulsers over the entire week:

1. Mr. Bean 45,875,484 (N) (+720,048)
2. sellyme 2,733,087 (+406,001)
3. Kralis 390,554 (+377,816)
4. Juze 3,457,388 (+333,098)
5. evilducks 763,180 (+319,544)
6. Aiglet1 695,783 (+316,481) 
7. Dextro53 490,632 (+302,603)

122 and 123!

Thank you to WiiPlayer113 and notverygood who got the pulses sending us up a position.

Team stats:

Name: Kongregate
Users: 155 (+25)
Keys: 364,724,269 (+59,087,535)
Clicks: 100,682,861 (+11,841,022)
Miles: 7164.91  (+838.52)
Position: 122 (+33)

Looks pretty good, doesn't it? And even taking out Mr. Bean's 45mil that's still 2mil a day!

CiF: 3
sellyme:3

Mr. Bean: 2

Aiglet1: 2
Juze: 2

evilducks: 2

Dextro53: 2

Kyru: 1
Rivian: 1
Sylicas: 1
kaluzaklein: 1
HappyAlcoholic: 1
GHEZ119: 1

Ult_Mac_Dady: 1
SlasherX48: 1
hokage4354: 1

Smookyolo :D: 1
Chippy01: 1
AioriaRox: 1

Cj10203040: 1

Kralis: 1

WiiPlayer113: 1
notverygood: 1

Well, that's it for this update. As I won't be here again until Wednesday night (Wednesday mid morning for Americans) the Player of the Week will be delayed. Unless someone else decides to do it for me.

OMFG AGAIN!

Yes. We are in position 148. Cookie to Cj10203040 who made it. We will be going up about 25 spots by tomorrow with Mr. Bean (aka DarkRuler2005) joining, but he's only getting one cookie for that, otherwise it would be really unfair. Anyway, update:

Cookies!:
CiF: 3
sellyme: 2
Kyru: 1
Rivian: 1
Sylicas: 1
kaluzaklein: 1
HappyAlcoholic: 1
GHEZ119: 1
Dextro53: 1
Ult_Mac_Dady: 1
SlasherX48: 1
hokage4354: 1
evilducks: 1
Smookyolo :D: 1
Chippy01: 1
AioriaRox: 1
Aiglet1: 1
Juze: 1
Cj10203040: 1

0.o

Well, thanks to a big member of team Lycos deciding to quit, we are now in #158. We still only have 350k or so until #157 though, so someone still might get a cookie today.

I hate fags and Juze - M. Gibson

Nice work team! [/scooby-doo reference] We managed to get to #149 at last... Props go to Juze for the pulse that did it. Hopefully I'll have another update in a few hours, as we are only 400k or so behind #148. Cookies count now.

Cookies!:
CiF: 3
sellyme: 2
Kyru: 1
Rivian: 1
Sylicas: 1
kaluzaklein: 1
HappyAlcoholic: 1
GHEZ119: 1
Dextro53: 1
Ult_Mac_Dady: 1
SlasherX48: 1
hokage4354: 1
evilducks: 1
Smookyolo :D: 1
Chippy01: 1
AioriaRox: 1
Aiglet1: 1
Juze: 1

Prizes!

Okay, right now there is only one prize, but it's an epic one. For just 5 cookies I will prank call any home phone in the U.S.A. (I can't outside of the US for legal reasons) Whether it be your friend, your enemy, or the pizza joint that won't deliver to you.

Kong+2

Kongratulations team! We made it to the 6th page, and got in front of two teams in the process. Thank you to AioriaRox and Aiglet1 who got us over the line on each occasion.

Cookies!:
CiF: 3
sellyme: 2
Kyru: 1
Rivian: 1
Sylicas: 1
kaluzaklein: 1
HappyAlcoholic: 1
GHEZ119: 1
Dextro53: 1
Ult_Mac_Dady: 1
SlasherX48: 1
hokage4354: 1
evilducks: 1
Smookyolo :D: 1
Chippy01: 1
AioriaRox: 1
Aiglet1: 1


User of the week!!

From now on, every Tuesday I will do a user of the week. If you wish to be nominated for this, just say so in a comment on the blog, or via the Kong forums. I will then whisper you with some questions for you to answer, and write up a profile all about you.

Wewt!

Yay! Position 152! Thanks to some nifty team changing by the forum regs, we are now in 152nd place. It was Chippy01 who got us up there by joining, so he gets a cookie.

Cookies!:
CiF: 3
sellyme: 2
Kyru: 1
Rivian: 1
Sylicas: 1
kaluzaklein: 1
HappyAlcoholic: 1
GHEZ119: 1
Dextro53: 1
Ult_Mac_Dady: 1
SlasherX48: 1
hokage4354: 1
evilducks: 1
Smookyolo :D: 1
Chippy01: 1

Remember kids, stealing always furthers you in life.

Week long update of epicness.

Here it is. For the record, I started this at 11:36 my time. I'm going to put a note for what time I finished.

An incredible 53 people have pulsed in the last week. Here goes (in order of inactivity(that means most recent pulse last)):

CiF 29,122,098 (+1,517,945)
Sasms 823,636 (+22,087)
ploftkaploft 173,287 (+128,177)
hiperson134 102,773 (+46,046)
Jobose 36 (N) (+36)
Rivian 19,458,754 (+100,000)
kaluzaklein 1,354,639 (+95,282)
Oathness 148,770 (+50,831)
Moebert 49,892 (+22,504)
neotype 7,425,283 (+82,432)
World_Domination 15,768 (+13,055)
IAmTheCandyman 278,879 (+13,210)
Sayuko 125,030 (N) (+125,030)
Kioyoh 109,700 (N) (+109,700)
fmoly 68,146 (+39,862)
Gevock 58,951 (N) (+58,951)
Sten123 1,848,090 (+88,482)
Kynosaur 102,098 (+90,738)
Moony 81,309 (+32,034)
Theoria 73,777 (+61,567)
Aiglet1 379,302 (+158,687)
LiveeEevil 248,100 (+106,861)
Mr Js Girl 33,369 (N) (+33,369)
HappyAlcoholic 568,199 (+235,575)
Feith 197,817 (+112,847)
aenh 7,319,081 (+55,914)
Pereking 6,756,337 (+29,892)
Kralis 12,738 (N) (+12,738)
googoolyeye 159 (N) (+159)
Glomple 124,110 (+101,434)
Ult_Mac_Dady 9,764,590 (+710,230)
jandel122 40,316 (N) (+40,316)
sellyme 2,307,086 (+325,000)
TatharNuar 23,016,393 (+16,392)
Devlini 30,006 (+28,678)
x_Pyro_x 7,504,252 (+93,512)
nadroj09 2,056,000 (+60,000)
79807097 20 (N) (+20)
jtran123 20,000 (+13,387)
Watch_In_Awe 2,273,318 (+221,930)
SlasherX48 505,933 (+317,742)
MyDreamName 243,707 (N) (+243,707)
XxAchillesxX 11,613 (N) (+11,613)
ruudiluca 27,375 (N) (+27,375)
Smookyolo :D 409,389 (+284,800)
Nab =P (F) 45,547,553 (+274,079)
notverygood 152,902 (+72,464)
dasmitimsad 775,000 (+90,000)
hokage4354 631,140 (+308,468)
Keckers 307,543 (+144,291)
zmanzach4 921 (N) (+921)
evilducks 443,636 (+295,947)
Yishan 2,307 (N) (+2,307)

Okay. That's 53 people with 1,859 pulses. Keckers had 101 pulses I had to add together... :(

Top pulsers (over entire week)

1. CiF  (+1,517,945)
2. Ult_Mac_Dady 9,764,590 (+710,230)
3. sellyme 2,307,086 (+325,000)
4. SlasherX48 505,933 (+317,742)
5. hokage4354 631,140 (+308,468)
6. evilducks 443,636 (+295,947)
7. Smookyolo :D 409,389 (+284,800)
    

So now we have a new load of people to give cookies. Note that I am now no longer doing highest single pulse, and as I never ended up doing the highest daily pulsers last Sunday, CiF doesn't get that cookie. However, he just earnt one here so...

Cookies!:
CiF: 3
sellyme: 2
Kyru: 1
Rivian: 1
Sylicas: 1
kaluzaklein: 1
HappyAlcoholic: 1
GHEZ119: 1
Dextro53: 1
Ult_Mac_Dady: 1
SlasherX48: 1
hokage4354: 1
evilducks: 1
Smookyolo :D: 1

So, it looks like we only have one thing left to do. Team stats. This should be good...

Team stats:

Name: Kongregate
Users: 130 (+14)
Keys: 305,636,734 (+7,130,450)
Clicks: 88,841,839 (+1,530,045)
Miles: 6326.39  (+353.84)
Position: 155 (+2)

Yep. 7 days and an average of 1,018,000 keys, 219,000 clicks and 51 miles for each day. I knew we could break the million per day barrier. Kongratulations to all involved.

Side note: It's now 12:57. Yep, it took 1 hour 21 minutes non-stop to write this... 

Yay!

We broke 300,000,000 keys again.Woot! Anyway, it was CiF who broke the 300 million barrier, and up to position 156 as well. As that was clearly the largest pulse of the day at 1,517,945 keys, he gets the pulse cookie, position cookie AND a 300mil cookie. That changes our leaderboard to


Cookies!:
CiF: 3
sellyme: 1
Kyru: 1
Rivian: 1
Sylicas: 1
kaluzaklein: 1
HappyAlcoholic: 1
GHEZ119: 1
Dextro53: 1


Yeah... soon that will be bigger than the daily pulsers... Anyway, I'm not going to do that for another 2 or so hours, this was just a quick note.

Damn you irresistable temptation of fast-food

Yeah... The only reason I left was because it was FREEZING in there. Seriously, it's 16 degrees outside and they put an air-con on... So, let's see who got the cookies.

Dextro53 gets the win with an impressive 167,495 keys that he had saved for 5 days. sellyme came second for the 5th time in a row with 90,001 keys And 3rd with 75k keys... Yes, that is 165,001 keys in 24 hours... wow o.o

Cookies:
sellyme: 1
Kyru: 1
Rivian: 1
Sylicas: 1
kaluzaklein: 1
HappyAlcoholic: 1
GHEZ119: 1
Dextro53: 1

Anyway, people who haved pulsed. There are 23 of them

HappyAlcoholic 332,624
x_Pyro_x 7,410,740
GHEZ119 235,089
Moebert 28,219
Axil20 199,956
Aiglet1 220,615
Kynosaur (N) 11,360
Sten123 1,759,608
Dextro53 (N) 188,029
vegard20 103,629
evilducks 147,689
Theoria (N) 12,210
Smookyolo :D 124,589
sellyme 1,982,086
Ult_Mac_Dady 9,054,360
hokage4354 322,672
Moony 49,275
Keckers 163,252
Nab =P (F) 45,273,474
LiveeEevil 141,239
notverygood 80,438
dasmitimsad 685,000
aenh 7,263,167


Yeah... This is getting so tedious. Oh well, time for some hopefully positive team statistics.

Team stats:

Name: Kongregate
Users: 116 (+3)
Keys: 298,506,284 (+835,821)
Clicks: 87,311,794 (+210,393)
Miles: 5972.55 (+14.28)
Position: 157




Only about 400,000 keys to go... We'll be there overnight probably...