Head to Head: Week Six

Thursday again, Head to Head battles again!

Week Five's battles (22 April - 29 April)

Here are the winners and losers of last week:
Battle 17:
Glomple vs gab rid.
Glomple got 75,000 keys and gab rid got 102,037 keys. Gab rid won by 27,037 keys!

Battle 18:
Elldaman311 vs racefan12.
Elldaman311 got 136,777 keys and racefan12 got 184,616 keys. Racefan12 won by 47,839 keys!

Battle 19:
sellyme vs Kioyoh.
Sellyme typed 375,000 keys and Kioyoh typed 200,000 keys. Sellyme won by 175,000 keys!

Battle 20:
hokage4354 vs notverygood.
Hokage4354 typed 0 keys and notverygood typed 110,068 keys. Notverygood won by 110,068 keys!

Battle 21:
shadow29live vs JaumeBG :).
Shadow29live got 0 keys and JaumeBG :) got 49,405 keys. JaumeBG :) won this battle by 49,405 keys!

Week Six's battles (29 April - 6 May)

Seven people wanted to participate in this week's H2H (Head to Head) battles, so I (JaumeBG) won't play this week. These are the randomly chosen battles:
Battle 22:
Agent_86 vs IAmTheCandyman.

Battle 23:
notverygood vs gab rid.

Battle 24:
Glomple vs sellyme.

Best Head to Head battlers

These are the best H2H battlers. You get 1 point for every win and 1 for every loss. ▼ and ▲ mean rank, + and - mean position in this table, comparing to last week.
1: notverygood 5 ₧ (+1)
2: Agent_86 1 ₧
2: Cryptosporidian 1 ₧
2: IAmTheCandyman 1 ₧
2: JaumeBG :) 1 ₧ (+1) (▲6)
2: Nab =P 1 ₧
2: sellyme 1 ₧ (+1) (▲6)
2: Sheepie XD 1 ₧
2: squall7775 1 ₧
2: gab rid 1 ₧ (+1) (▲6)
11: Mr. Bean 0 ₧ (▼3)
11: racefan12 0 ₧ (+1) (▲1)
13: Colin -1 ₧ (▼1)
13: Elldaman311 -1 ₧ (-1) (New)
13: HappyAlcoholic -1 ₧ (▼1)
13: hokage4354 -1 ₧ (-1) (New)
13: Kioyoh -1 ₧ (-1) (New)
13: Kispus -1 ₧  (▼1)
13: Sasms -1 ₧ (▼1)
13: Smookyolo :D -1 ₧ (▼1)
21: Glomple -2 ₧ (-1) (▼6)
21: shadow29live -2 ₧ (-1) (▼6)
21: Sinapi -2 ₧ (▼3)

If you'd like to participate in a H2H battle, just whisper JaumeBG or say you'd like to participate in one in the WhatPulse thread. :)

Another day...

... another dol- I mean, another day of team stats. Yay, and such.

52. XGen - 735,289,266 keys generated from 214 generators. Though they stress they prefer the term "members"
53. #RuEgEn - 733,043,503 keys from 46 keywhores. That's right, 46.
54. elitepvpers.de - 732,211,265 keys from 230 pvpers of the elite kind. 55. Kongregate - 721,162,781 keys from 286 freaking awesome gamers.
56. eAthena - 705,046,257 keys from 160 Athenaians. Iunno either.
57. Metin2.pl - 701,540,113 keys from 443... Metins? (note to self: remember to Ask Jeeves)
58. TTi - 695,686,282 keys from 307 people. (INB4SEXJOKE)

That's all, folks!

User of the Week 6: HappyAlcoholic

Okay, turns out this UoTW is actually HappyAlcoholic, not JaumeBG, due to communication issues. JaumeBG will be next week. Anyway, here you go!

Q: How did you think up your name?
A: I’m a happy person, and I was drinking a lot at the time.

Q: Pulse more.
A: no u

Q: Who do you think is your main opposition in the Whatpulse standings?
A: The Juggernaut, bitch!

Q: Why are you awesome?
A: Because yes.

Q: Apart from you, who do you think is the best Kong WP user?
A: Whoever’s at the top. (Can’t be bothered checking)

Q: What is your main WP goal?
A: To get lots of key clicks?

Q: Why and when did you join WP?
A: November of 2,oo9, I think. And because I wanted to help Kongregate’s team.

Q: Incest or Wincest?
A: Both.

Q: Any tips?
A: On… incest? I dunno. Have a hot sister like I do?


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That is the worst interview I've ever seen, and I interviewed shadow29live :P

Anyway, the schedule

UoTW 7: JaumeBG
UoTW 8: IAmTheCandyman
UoTW 9: Glomple
UoTW 10: ???????

Guess who the tenth user is to recieve a prize!

A quest to get Evony ads.

I want to test this out, keep your eyes out for any Evony ads that will be posted because of blog content.

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Head to Head: Week Five

This is the fifth week of the Head to Head battles!

Results of Week Four's battles (15 Apr - 22 Apr)

These are the winners of last week:
Battle 13:
Kispus vs Agent_86.
Kispus got 70,022 keys and Agent_86 got 170,342 keys. Agent_86 won by 100,322 keys!

Battle 14:
Glomple vs notverygood.

Glomple got 100,000 keys and notverygood got 112,724 keys. Notverygood won by 12,724 keys!

Battle 15:
racefan12 vs sellyme.
Racefan12 got 207,750 keys and sellyme got 300,000 keys. Sellyme won by 92,250 keys!

Battle 16:
gab rid vs JaumeBG :).
Gab rib got 151,901 keys and JaumeBG :) got 101,000 keys. Gab rid won by 50,901 keys!

Week Five's battles (22 Apr - 29 Apr)

Here are the 10 players and the battles that were chosen randomly. Good luck to the players!
Battle 17:
Glomple vs gab rid.

Battle 18:
Elldaman311 vs racefan12.

Battle 19:
sellyme vs Kioyoh.

Battle 20:
hokage4354 vs notverygood.

Battle 21:
shadow29live vs JaumeBG :).

Best Head to Head battlers

This is a list of the best Head to Head battlers. You get +1 point for every time you win a Head to Head battle, -1 for every time you lose and +0 for every time you draw. "(+1)", "(+0)" and "(-1)" mean if this person has won a battle (+1), drawn (+0), lost (-1) or not played (+0) this week. "(▲1)", "(▼1)", "(▲2)", etc. mean if this person has gone up a rank (▲1), gone down a rank (▼1), gone up two ranks (▲2), etc.
1: notverygood 4 ₧ (+1)
2: Agent_86 1 ₧ (+1) (▲6)
2: Cryptosporidian 1 ₧
2: IAmTheCandyman 1 ₧
2: Nab =P 1 ₧
2: Sheepie XD 1 ₧
2: squall7775 1 ₧
8: gab rid 0 ₧ (+1) (▲1)
8: JaumeBG :) 0 ₧ (-1) (▼6)
8: Mr. Bean 0 ₧
8: sellyme 0 ₧ (+1) (▲1)
12: Colin -1 ₧
12: Glomple -1 ₧ (-1) (▼4)
12: HappyAlcoholic -1 ₧
12: Kispus -1 ₧ (-1) (▼4)
12: racefan12 -1 ₧ (-1) (▼4)
12: Sasms -1 ₧
12: shadow29live -1 ₧
12: Smookyolo :D -1 ₧
18: Sinapi -2 ₧

Just Another Day...

...another day of team stats. I also apologise for all troubles related to lack of blog updates. Sorry, guiz.

53. #RuEgEn - 733,043,503 keys from 46 members. These guys must all be freaking key whores.
54. elitepvpers.de - 731,047,197 from 229 members. (perhaps they pvp each other like we do?)
55. eAthena - 707,463,440 from 161 members. No comment here.
56. Kongregate - 705,930,996 from 282 members. GOGOGO KONG! WOO!
57. Metin2.Pl - 698,003,941 from 443 members. Fail. That is all.
58. TTi - 690,870,984 keys from 307 members. No comment here, either.
59. FTD - 680,629,397 from 175 members. NO, NOT FEED THE DUCKS. (F the Democracy)

Kongregate has gone up three spots this week and is now 56th. The top 50 awaits us...

Again, I apologise.
Sorry.

PS. This is how lazy I am, guiz.

Top 50 players stats

As sellyme wasn't able to do the player stats update today, I did them for him.

1: Mr. Bean 51,070,730 (+0)
2: Nab =P (F) 49,343,098 (+129,252)
3: CiF 29,122,098 (+0)
4: TatharNuar 25,012,889 (+800)
5: Kyru 22,933,969 (+0)
6: D.J. 22,773,385 (+0)
7: Rivian 20,558,754 (+100,000)
8: Sylicas (M) 12,587,943 (+0)
9: Sylencia 12,400,000 (+0)
10: Travuersa 10,858,533 (+5,000)
11: mupet0000 10,634,831 (+115,576)
12: aenh 10,284,262 (+151,797)
13: x_Pyro_x 9,636,940 (+514,690)
14: Fortray 9,258,983 (+9,258,983) (▲286)
15: neotype 8,420,817 (+0) (▼1)
16: schlefty 8,357,139 (+0) (▼1)
17: Dragily 8,006,063 (+0) (▼1)
18: Phoexo 7,744,567 (+9,664) (▼1)
19: Pereking 7,295,307 (+16,343) (▼1)
20: evilducks 7,230,459 (+486,567) (▲2)
21: Smookyolo :D 7,109,321 (+106,191) (▼1)
22: ItBeNickYo 7,065,418 (+0) (▼3)
23: Sinapi 6,968,395 (+0) (▼2)
24: squall7775 6,851,375 (+658,684) (▲1)
25: Phoenix00017 6,840,531 (+213,351) (▼2)
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26: Chippy01 6,593,655 (+0) (▼2)
27: Cryptosporidian 6,429,346 (+845,724) (▲2)
28: sellyme 6,321,314 (+440,000) (▼2)
29: BGoldTLE 5,691,624 (+0) (▼2)
30: Colin 5,641,060 (+35,616) (▼2)
31: DeadlyMan 5,487,287 (+0) (▼2)
32: Nick19038 5,434,444 (+21,682) (▼2)
33: indie88 5,038,638 (+0)
34: Juze 4,989,175 (+0)
35: HappyAlcoholic 4,870,815 (+0)
36: Sukasai 4,765,572 (+385,617) (▲2)
37: AntB 4,674,292 (+0) (▼1)
38: Ducklette 4,516,004 (+360,094) (▲2)
39: Fushinryu 4,485,910 (+0) (▼3)
40: Sp3000 4,418,240 (+0) (▼2)
41: Jabor 4,328,637 (+0) (▼2)
42: 16belowzero 3,957,117 (+0) (▼1)
43: SevereFlame 3,706,813 (+0) (▼1)
44: AlisonClaire 3,703,652 (+373,317) (▲1)
45: Sten123 3,689,668 (+50,293)
46: Dazzer 3,601,368 (+0)
47: ImmortalItalian 3,253,112 (+146,739) (▲2)
48: Cj10203040 3,187,710 (+103,346) (▲1)
49: resterman 3,092,523 (+260,582) (▲1)
50: hokage4354 3,020,607 (+0) (▼2)
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61: notverygood 2,609,928 (+133,825) (▼1)
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114: JaumeBG :) 1,376,000 (+43,292) (▼2)
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117: Momma-Kong 1,345,000 (+0) (▼6)
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Yeah, I must agree with sellyme, this is quite tiring, but I didn't spend over 4 hours on this, I did this in a bit more than 1 hour. And I would've done the top 75, but there wasn't any rank difference available.

Enjoy the stats!

More awesome stats here.

Sorry about this...

Due to real life troubles (Sister breaking neck) and internet turbulances (notverygood semi-resigning) the blog has been off-schedule in the last few days. I promise that by this Wednesday all will be back on track, and I'm sorry for having to do this... :(

Head to Head: Week Four

Week Four of the Head to Head battles begins now!

Results of Week Three's battles (8 Apr - 15 Apr)

Here are the winners and the battles of last week.
Battle 9:
JaumeBG :) vs Cryptosporidian.
JaumeBG :) got 43,292 keys and Cryptosporidian got 845,724 keys! Cryptosporidian won by 802,432 keys!

Battle 10:
Mr. Bean vs sellyme.
Mr. Bean got 1,278,572 keys and sellyme got 460,021 keys! Mr. Bean won by 818,551 keys!

Battle 11:
Sinapi vs notverygood.
Sinapi got 0 keys and notverygood got 68,872 keys! Notverygood won by 68,872 keys!

Battle 12:
IAmTheCandyman vs gab rid.
IAmTheCandyman got 309,637 keys and gab rid got 95,135 keys! IAmTheCandyman won by 214,502 keys!

Week Four's battles (15 Apr - 22 Apr)

This week we'll have 3 battles. Unluckily, there was an odd number of people who wanted to participate, so I'm not playing this week. Here's the list of battles, which were chosen randomly thanks to this. Ok, tetrismaster (gab rid) has offered to play a battle against me making it 4 battles this week.
Battle 13:
Kispus vs Agent_86.

Battle 14:
Glomple vs notverygood.

Battle 15:
racefan12 vs sellyme.

Battle 16:
gab rid vs JaumeBG :).

Best Head to Head battlers

This is a new section of the Head to Head battles, here there will be a list of best Head to Head battlers. You get +1 point for every time you win, -1 for every time you lose and +0 for every time you draw. There will also be a list of rank changes between last week and this week. Also, "₧" stands for "Points".
1^st. notverygood 3 ₧
2^nd. squall7775 1 ₧
2^nd. JaumeBG :) 1 ₧
2^nd. Nab =P 1 ₧
2^nd. Sheepie XD 1 ₧
2^nd. Cryptosporidian 1 ₧
2^nd. IAmTheCandyman 1 ₧
8^th. Mr. Bean 0 ₧
9^th. sellyme -1 ₧
9^th. HappyAlcoholic -1 ₧
9^th. Smookyolo :D -1 ₧
9^th. Colin -1 ₧
9^th. shadow29live -1 ₧
9^th. Sasms -1 ₧
9^th. gab rid -1 ₧
16^th. Sinapi -2 ₧