Wewt!

Yay! Position 152! Thanks to some nifty team changing by the forum regs, we are now in 152nd place. It was Chippy01 who got us up there by joining, so he gets a cookie.

Cookies!:
CiF: 3
sellyme: 2
Kyru: 1
Rivian: 1
Sylicas: 1
kaluzaklein: 1
HappyAlcoholic: 1
GHEZ119: 1
Dextro53: 1
Ult_Mac_Dady: 1
SlasherX48: 1
hokage4354: 1
evilducks: 1
Smookyolo :D: 1
Chippy01: 1

Remember kids, stealing always furthers you in life.

Week long update of epicness.

Here it is. For the record, I started this at 11:36 my time. I'm going to put a note for what time I finished.

An incredible 53 people have pulsed in the last week. Here goes (in order of inactivity(that means most recent pulse last)):

CiF 29,122,098 (+1,517,945)
Sasms 823,636 (+22,087)
ploftkaploft 173,287 (+128,177)
hiperson134 102,773 (+46,046)
Jobose 36 (N) (+36)
Rivian 19,458,754 (+100,000)
kaluzaklein 1,354,639 (+95,282)
Oathness 148,770 (+50,831)
Moebert 49,892 (+22,504)
neotype 7,425,283 (+82,432)
World_Domination 15,768 (+13,055)
IAmTheCandyman 278,879 (+13,210)
Sayuko 125,030 (N) (+125,030)
Kioyoh 109,700 (N) (+109,700)
fmoly 68,146 (+39,862)
Gevock 58,951 (N) (+58,951)
Sten123 1,848,090 (+88,482)
Kynosaur 102,098 (+90,738)
Moony 81,309 (+32,034)
Theoria 73,777 (+61,567)
Aiglet1 379,302 (+158,687)
LiveeEevil 248,100 (+106,861)
Mr Js Girl 33,369 (N) (+33,369)
HappyAlcoholic 568,199 (+235,575)
Feith 197,817 (+112,847)
aenh 7,319,081 (+55,914)
Pereking 6,756,337 (+29,892)
Kralis 12,738 (N) (+12,738)
googoolyeye 159 (N) (+159)
Glomple 124,110 (+101,434)
Ult_Mac_Dady 9,764,590 (+710,230)
jandel122 40,316 (N) (+40,316)
sellyme 2,307,086 (+325,000)
TatharNuar 23,016,393 (+16,392)
Devlini 30,006 (+28,678)
x_Pyro_x 7,504,252 (+93,512)
nadroj09 2,056,000 (+60,000)
79807097 20 (N) (+20)
jtran123 20,000 (+13,387)
Watch_In_Awe 2,273,318 (+221,930)
SlasherX48 505,933 (+317,742)
MyDreamName 243,707 (N) (+243,707)
XxAchillesxX 11,613 (N) (+11,613)
ruudiluca 27,375 (N) (+27,375)
Smookyolo :D 409,389 (+284,800)
Nab =P (F) 45,547,553 (+274,079)
notverygood 152,902 (+72,464)
dasmitimsad 775,000 (+90,000)
hokage4354 631,140 (+308,468)
Keckers 307,543 (+144,291)
zmanzach4 921 (N) (+921)
evilducks 443,636 (+295,947)
Yishan 2,307 (N) (+2,307)

Okay. That's 53 people with 1,859 pulses. Keckers had 101 pulses I had to add together... :(

Top pulsers (over entire week)

1. CiF  (+1,517,945)
2. Ult_Mac_Dady 9,764,590 (+710,230)
3. sellyme 2,307,086 (+325,000)
4. SlasherX48 505,933 (+317,742)
5. hokage4354 631,140 (+308,468)
6. evilducks 443,636 (+295,947)
7. Smookyolo :D 409,389 (+284,800)
    

So now we have a new load of people to give cookies. Note that I am now no longer doing highest single pulse, and as I never ended up doing the highest daily pulsers last Sunday, CiF doesn't get that cookie. However, he just earnt one here so...

Cookies!:
CiF: 3
sellyme: 2
Kyru: 1
Rivian: 1
Sylicas: 1
kaluzaklein: 1
HappyAlcoholic: 1
GHEZ119: 1
Dextro53: 1
Ult_Mac_Dady: 1
SlasherX48: 1
hokage4354: 1
evilducks: 1
Smookyolo :D: 1

So, it looks like we only have one thing left to do. Team stats. This should be good...

Team stats:

Name: Kongregate
Users: 130 (+14)
Keys: 305,636,734 (+7,130,450)
Clicks: 88,841,839 (+1,530,045)
Miles: 6326.39  (+353.84)
Position: 155 (+2)

Yep. 7 days and an average of 1,018,000 keys, 219,000 clicks and 51 miles for each day. I knew we could break the million per day barrier. Kongratulations to all involved.

Side note: It's now 12:57. Yep, it took 1 hour 21 minutes non-stop to write this... 

155 and counting

Yep, we're up a position. No cookies though, as the team above us lost about 40,000,000 keys so no pulse actually got us above them. Oh well, only a few million from 154th.

Screw this...

Okay, I'm getting bored of the same thing every day. I'm going to make a post every Sunday now, with the top 7 pulses of the week, the leaderboard of the highest total pulsers over the week and the leaderboard of our team and each team +/- 10 places... Yeah, this will be a LOT better to write... Oh well. Anyway, that means no updates except on saturdays, the team moving up a position, or any new team records (highest pulse ect.)

Yay!

We broke 300,000,000 keys again.Woot! Anyway, it was CiF who broke the 300 million barrier, and up to position 156 as well. As that was clearly the largest pulse of the day at 1,517,945 keys, he gets the pulse cookie, position cookie AND a 300mil cookie. That changes our leaderboard to


Cookies!:
CiF: 3
sellyme: 1
Kyru: 1
Rivian: 1
Sylicas: 1
kaluzaklein: 1
HappyAlcoholic: 1
GHEZ119: 1
Dextro53: 1


Yeah... soon that will be bigger than the daily pulsers... Anyway, I'm not going to do that for another 2 or so hours, this was just a quick note.

Damn you irresistable temptation of fast-food

Yeah... The only reason I left was because it was FREEZING in there. Seriously, it's 16 degrees outside and they put an air-con on... So, let's see who got the cookies.

Dextro53 gets the win with an impressive 167,495 keys that he had saved for 5 days. sellyme came second for the 5th time in a row with 90,001 keys And 3rd with 75k keys... Yes, that is 165,001 keys in 24 hours... wow o.o

Cookies:
sellyme: 1
Kyru: 1
Rivian: 1
Sylicas: 1
kaluzaklein: 1
HappyAlcoholic: 1
GHEZ119: 1
Dextro53: 1

Anyway, people who haved pulsed. There are 23 of them

HappyAlcoholic 332,624
x_Pyro_x 7,410,740
GHEZ119 235,089
Moebert 28,219
Axil20 199,956
Aiglet1 220,615
Kynosaur (N) 11,360
Sten123 1,759,608
Dextro53 (N) 188,029
vegard20 103,629
evilducks 147,689
Theoria (N) 12,210
Smookyolo :D 124,589
sellyme 1,982,086
Ult_Mac_Dady 9,054,360
hokage4354 322,672
Moony 49,275
Keckers 163,252
Nab =P (F) 45,273,474
LiveeEevil 141,239
notverygood 80,438
dasmitimsad 685,000
aenh 7,263,167


Yeah... This is getting so tedious. Oh well, time for some hopefully positive team statistics.

Team stats:

Name: Kongregate
Users: 116 (+3)
Keys: 298,506,284 (+835,821)
Clicks: 87,311,794 (+210,393)
Miles: 5972.55 (+14.28)
Position: 157




Only about 400,000 keys to go... We'll be there overnight probably...

Your mother was a smoker and your father smelt of Boomer vomit!

I rot in your general direction!

Anyway, time for an update. Over the weekend we should get about a million per day, which is good, but as today is only the start of the weekend, I'm guessing a few hundred thousand. Anyway, the 19 people who have pulsed:

nadroj09 1,996,000
Feith 84,970
sellyme 1,817,085
x_Pyro_x 7,408,064
Sasms 801,549
fmoly 28,284
Moebert 27,376
Nab =P (F) 45,246,471
Smookyolo :D 100,685
Keckers 127,996
hokage4354 279,516
Aiglet1 202,899
GHEZ119 210,890
notverygood 69,078
Ult_Mac_Dady 9,044,360
Moony 45,221
evilducks 122,668
aenh 7,234,512
dasmitimsad 660,000


This is getting less tedious daily somehow... Not that I'm complaining though... Anyway, the pulse of the day is GHEZ119 with 52,988 keys. And for the 4th time sellyme came second with 50,000 keys.

Cookies:
sellyme: 1
Kyru: 1
Rivian: 1
Sylicas: 1
kaluzaklein: 1
HappyAlcoholic: 1
GHEZ119: 1


Now for some team stats. Here goes:

Name: Kongregate
Users: 113
Keys: 297,670,463 (+461,635)
Clicks: 87,101,401 (+106,484)
Miles: 5958.27 (+21.25)
Position: 157

Bbxx had 150k keys but unfortunately had an invalid token and had to reset his key count...:(

Anyway, we are 1,300,000 away from #156 so we should be there by Monday.

Deadlines - Yeah right...

Yeah... Anyway, users who have pulsed since last update:

sellyme 1,767,085
Oathness 97,939
x_Pyro_x 7,403,050
Sasms 788,928
fmoly (N) 8,592
Devlini 1,328
Sten123 1,726,565
Ult_Mac_Dady 9,039,360
jtran123 6,613
hokage4354 244,628
evilducks 68,674
aenh 7,206,163
Nab =P (F) 45,210,467
Moony 35,472
kaluzaklein 1,259,357
dasmitimsad 635,000
Smookyolo :D 74,741
HappyAlcoholic 283,121
IAmTheCandyman 265,669
Keckers 108,650
Moebert 25,215
LiveeEevil 83,821
notverygood 50,161
Feith 81,893


There.All 24 of them. And the highest pulse of the day goes to HappyAlcoholic with 57,488 keys. And once AGAIN sellyme came second with 51,010 keys. Anyway, here is the cookie count.

Cookies:
sellyme: 1
Kyru: 1
Rivian: 1
Sylicas: 1
kaluzaklein: 1
HappyAlcoholic: 1


Now, for some team stats. Last blog I predicted a 800k key influx. Lets see if I got it right.


Name: Kongregate
Users: 113
Keys: 297,208,828 (+561,329)
Clicks: 86,994,917 (+146,407)
Miles: 5937.02 (+11.11)
Position: 157




Okay, maybe I was wrong. But hey, I guarantee beyond a shadow of a doubt that by the end of the month we will have over 340,000,000 keys. Yes, 340 million. Why am I so sure? Check out the first post for a hint :)

Anyway, 1,250,000 until the next place, so pulse high! See you tomorrow!

Again...

Well, 29 people pulsed in the last day. Amazing... Anyway... Here we are:

Cj10203040 1,089,857
IAmTheCandyman 251,056
sellyme 1,716,075
x_Pyro_x 7,389,247
Pereking 6,726,445
Sasms 776,757
nadroj09 1,986,000
Moebert 18,137
GHEZ119 157,902
evilducks 41,880
Glomple 22,676
Axil20 131,000
vegard20 (N) 94,462
Sten123 1,718,123
jtran123 (N) 4,432
Ult_Mac_Dady 9,034,360
Keckers 90,874
hokage4354 222,123
Smookyolo :D (N) 4,453
hiperson134 56,727
Aiglet1 165,996
Nab =P (F) 45,165,462
LiveeEevil 66,298
HappyAlcoholic 225,633
kaluzaklein 1,232,654
Feith 60,277
dasmitimsad 625,000
notverygood 40,798
Devlini (N) 72

There you go... Yes, there are 5 (1 hasn't pulsed yet) new members today. We are going strong.


Team stats:

Name: Kongregate
Users: 113 (+5)
Keys: 296,647,499 (+716,349)
Clicks: 86,848,510 (+234,724)
Miles: 5925.91 (+16.55)
Position: 157 (+1)


Now, for the pulse of the day. We have many contenders, with many pulses over 50k but the winner is kaluzaklein with 68,458 keys. Once again sellyme came second with 50k. Unlucky...

Cookies:
sellyme: 1
Kyru: 1
Rivian: 1
Sylicas: 1
kaluzaklein: 1


Anyway, we have about 2mil until moving up a place, but with so many new users, I'm predicting at least 800k tomorrow.

Yay!!!

Well, we finally got back up to position #157. 156 is still a few days away, but we'll get there. Anyway, a cookie goes to Cj10203040 for the pulse that did it.

Yeah, it's that time of the day again. Well, here goes. I'll start with the pulse of the day, as it seems that that is the shotest section.

Kongratulations Sylicas, for racking up a 213,865 key pulse, over the last 28 days. Also, I'm quite sorry for Kyru as I somehow confused him and x_Pyro_x in the cookie leaderboard. It's been fixed now though.

Cookies!
sellyme: 1
Kyru: 1
Rivian: 1
Sylicas: 1


Now, the people who have pulsed since yesterdays post. There are 21, along with 2 newbies, so basically the same as yesterday.

Moebert 15,412
x_Pyro_x 7,367,045
sellyme 1,666,075
Sasms 761,533
dasmitimsad 610,000
Sylicas (M) 12,292,006
evilducks (N) 15,953
World_Domination (N) 2,713
Sten123 1,708,309
neotype 7,342,851
hokage4354 202,506
hiperson134 40,850
Aiglet1 138,649
aenh 7,163,140
Moony 24,899
LiveeEevil 55,916
IAmTheCandyman 249,409
Nab =P (F) 45,110,457
Keckers 79,093
notverygood 31,119
Feith 44,122


Well, looking at all of those under 250k key counts makes me think... The amount of new players is astonishing. 3 weeks ago there were 80 or so people. Now there are 108. Oh well. I would also like to mention Nabb, who encountered a glitch and managed to send 6 lots of 10k keys within 10 seconds. This provided a 14000 kps pulse at one point. It has also happened to me, with me sending 2 15k pulses at once. More on this later.


Anyway, team stats. Well, we aren't going up as much as I hoped, but all looks good. Note: These stats may not necessarily match the user stats, as I get a live feed, and between then and now someone may have pulsed.

Name: Kongregate
Users: 108 (+2)
Keys: 295,931,150 (+772,567)
Clicks: 86,613,786 (+237,869)
Miles: 5909.36 (+29.16)
Position: 158


We are only 60k away from position #157, and I am going to send 50k today so things are looking good. Anyway, I'll post as soon as we hit #157 (provided I'm awake) for an update, but I won't give the full stats until tomorrow. Anyway, see you then!

Yeah...

Anyway, it's time for another post! Yay? Oh well, at least I'm getting 10k keys from this. Anyway, active users since last post (Only 19):

Feith 33,840
LiveeEevil 38,216
x_Pyro_x 7,366,339
sellyme 1,616,075
Sasms 750,608
Nab =P (F) 45,060,000
HappyAlcoholic 166,520
Rivian 19,358,754
Moebert 14,721
Aiglet1 83,866
Glomple (N) 4,281
Ult_Mac_Dady 9,029,360
hiperson134 30,329
hokage4354 169,953
Moony (N) 22,176
dasmitimsad 595,000
Keckers 52,626
IAmTheCandyman 211,637
notverygood 25,773


Well, that's it. As you can see we are staying consistent with around 20 a day, so we should do well now.

Now, I need to give a cookie to the largest pulse in the last day... Unfortunately that means I need to check out 19 profiles. So... here I go. *5 minutes later*Well, I got down to the last profile, and my 50k was still the biggest, then I see Rivian with 100k. And ZERO clicks... That is just freaky. Oh well. Anyway, a table:

Cookies!
sellyme: 1
x_Pyro_x: 1
Rivian: 1


Anyway, team stats now. Fortunately we gained quite a bit after our recent ill luck with users leaving. We aren't back up to 156th yet, but we are close.

Name: Kongregate
Users: 106 (+2)
Keys: 295,208,583 (+477,192)
Clicks: 86,375,917 (+81,639)
Miles: 5880.2 (+11.49)
Position: 158


Well, I think that's it for now. Anyway, we need 700k to move up a spot. I know Nabb is going to get at least 20k, I'm getting about 50k a day, and IATCM is getting around 50k too so... 120k from us three... The rest of you just need to remember to pulse and we're set XD

NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Yes, I lied about the special post. I tend to do that a lot. Oh well, it's not as if anyone is actually reading this.

Unfortunately yet ANOTHER high ranking user has got it into their head that they don't want to be on the team. Either that or they haven't pulsed in 2 years. Okay, turns out Kaizerwolf left us for Newgrounds BBS. Newgrounds? Seriously? They have 12 users and 15 million keys, so it's pretty clear that Kong is better than them in every way :P Anyway, status report.

Users who have pulsed since last update:
LiveeEevil 32,189
IAmTheCandyman 167,223
notverygood 19,057
ploftkaploft 45,110
hokage4354 149,851
Keckers (N) 23,705
Ult_Mac_Dady 9,019,360
hiperson134 18,721
aenh 7,139,838
Nab =P 45,020,000
Dextro53 (N) 15,717
nadroj09 1,966,000
Feith 28,840
Aiglet1 59,344
HappyAlcoholic 123,838
dasmitimsad 580,000
x_Pyro_x 7,361,866
Sten123 1,670,892
sellyme 1,566,075
Sasms 709,525
Thysiazo 543,032
skeelful08 95,847
Axil20 77,067
Kyru 18,933,055
Cj10203040 1,043,738

Yes. 25 freaking users... That is starting to kill my hands :( And copy-pasting won't work :(

Anyway, props goes to the largest pulse of the day, a massive 1,968,212!!! Yes, you heard right. Nearly 2 million keys. It took Kyru roughly 3 months and 2 days to amass such a gigantic pulse, and that's at a mind-boggling 0.24 kps. How anyone can keep that up is beyond belief...

A Kongratulations is also in order for Nabb, who pulled off a 98,046 key pulse, putting him on exactly 45 million keys, before pulsing another 20k.

Anyway, team stats:
Name: Kongregate
Users: 104 (+3)
Keys: 294,731,391 (-8,148,355)
Clicks: 86,294,278 (-2,588,131)
Miles: 5880.2 (-44.46)
Position: 158 (-2)



 Yes, I'll admit that looks pretty depressing, but we get a few million keys every day now, so we should be back up there really soon. However, if we still had the 2 people that dumped us, we would have an astounding total of over 310m and be 152nd place. We'll get there soon though.

 Anyway, that's it for todays blog. Let's try to get the 1,200,000 needed to get up a place by my next blog. GO KONG!

Yes! 300m!!

Well, thanks to another 3-4 users joining the team because of the forum, we now have over 100 users AND over 300m keys. Woot! Anyway, some more stats.

Users who have pulsed since last update. (N) Means they have joined very recently. Look at all of them! We are looking good.
Username Keys
Moebert 12,034
kaluzaklein 1,149,047
Fushinryu (N) 10,462
bbxx 1,746,163
aenh 7,074,568
TatharNuar 23,000,001
Sasms 690,039
notverygood (N) 9,103
lycn191 (N) 14
Sten123 1,664,231
ploftkaploft 27,768
sellyme 1,489,030
dasmitimsad 565,000
GHEZ119 (N) 114,953
skeelful08 (N) 82,780
x_Pyro_x (N) 7,360,027
Malachi-Kong 150,396
HappAlcoholic (N) 89,520
Aiglet1 (N) 22,255
IAmTheCandyMan (N) 103,343
hokage4354 (N) 76,367



The biggest pulse in the last day goes to sellyme for his massive pulse of 77,000 keys. He also sent in 30,000 keys earlier that day, pushing over 100,000 keys in 24 hours! (Protip: Flash Flash Revolution does wonders for you keycount)

Our leader, Nabb, still hasn't got anymore keys, but we hear he has a 100k+ pulse coming.


Anyway, now for the team stats:

Name: Kongregate
Users: 101 (+4)
Keys: 302,879,746 (+7,960,327)
Clicks: 88,882,409 (+2,180,516)
Miles: 5924.66 (+132)
Position: 156 (+2)

A special post will be coming up in a few hours.

Kongpulse - The opening

Okay... You may have noticed that all of the top 25 teams have their owns stats and webpages right? Well, Kong is obviously superior to all of them, so we started our own blog. (As it's easier than an actual webpage. I'll get Nabb to work on that XD). Anyway, first off, if you don't know what you are doing, go to http://www.kongregate.com/forums/1-kongregate/topics/4071-kongregate-team-whatpulse That will explain everything. Anyway, if you wish to edit this blog, I will grant you priveleges as long as you are in the kong team, are in the top 100 of the team, and have pulsed in the last year. (There aren't even 100 members yet so it's not that hard!) Anyway, nothing much to do now, so stats.

Team: Kongregate
Members: 97
Keys: 294,919,419
Clicks: 86,701,893
Miles: 5792.66

Top user: Nabb (44,901,954 keys)



We may be getting a new user that we stole from DotAPortal that has about 45,000,000 keys, (name is "Mr. Bean") so keep your eyes peeled for the epic battle between him and Nabb.