Have You Seen Sellyme?

Sellyme has been MIA.

Last login according to his Kongregate Profile was

December 24, 2009.

Any information or conspiracy theories can be posted here.

Help find Sellyme!!

(They wanted the blog updated, so I posted this.)

Country Rankings

Rank/Country/Keys/Change

1. United States /85,125,789,906 (+3,715,639)
2. Netherlands /45,677,330,201 (+101,128,251)
3. Germany /30,765,402,190 (+55,045,255)
4. Poland /27,110,269,163 (+68,812,749)
5. United Kingdom /20,415,708,745 (+20,725,577)
6. Canada /17,618,787,497 (+21,344,345)
7. Chile /11,525,461,372 (+6,550,750)
8. Australia /11,507,891,965 (+32,522,686)
9. Belgium /10,742,073,600 (+20,513,958)
10. Sweden /9,159,804,380 (+6,089,515)
Battling for the first page.....
25. Malaysia /2,319,149,594 (+1,850,661)
26. New Zealand /2,178,681,662 (+5,406,157)
27. Singapore /2,039,845,414 (-9,814,029)(apparently someone changed their country profile)
This Kongregate Team has 199 member(s), which have typed 408,872,757 keys and clicked 114,504,699 times all together.
The team holds 0.11% percent of all the teams/users of this project, and is ranked 103rd.
A big welcome aboard to AlisonClaire and Ducklette!!!

AKS2; it stole my soul. Wait, no, I sold that to a 6 year old for 2 pieces of bubblegum didn't I? Man that was long ago. And that bubblegum tasted like shit. I mean, seriously, it was like plastic for crying out loud. Last time I ate something like that was when my brother cooked fish fingers. They were all stringy. That was probably 10 years ago too. Ah, the memories. (If you read this full title, +1 cookie, tell me in the WP thread)

You may be wondering why I said Kongratulations to Amilir in the last update. Well, (s?)he was the lucky person to give the Kong team our 400,000,000th key. Nice work! Anyway, time for Top 7 pulsers over the week (which I changed to Top 10, to give the people who were in last weeks update a chance).

1. evilducks 2,491,741 (+1,372,420)
2. HappyAlcoholic 1,251,940 (+683,741)  
3. Chippy01 4,124,202 (+665,686) 
4. Kralis 985,688 (+595,134)
5. Sasms 1,404,404 (+583,577) 
6. Mr. Bean 46,443,620 (+568,136) 
7. MyDreamName 1,086,543 (+551,904) 
8. Cryptosporidian 728,287 (+509,260)
9. ChrisB5 521,059 (N) (+521,059)
10. sellyme 3,276,717 (+475,000)

Well, 5 out of those 10 people frequent the FtD chatroom. That may be coincidence, but I'm saying to Hall of Odin, Scribbles, and the others, get off your ass and play FFR moar! (Which would actually require you to be on your ass, so disregard that.)

Also, evilducks has complete the Super Special Awesome Challenge of getting 1 million keys in a 2 day period. It took just over 2 days until he could pulse it, however he has provided proof that he achieved it in 2 days. For this he gets the challenge prize: 10 cookies.


Cookies!

evilducks: 14
sellyme: 4

CiF: 3

Aiglet1: 3

Mr. Bean: 3

Juze: 2

Dextro53: 2

Kyru: 2

notverygood: 2

HappyAlcoholic: 2
Chippy01: 2

Rivian: 1
Sylicas: 1
kaluzaklein: 1

GHEZ119: 1

Ult_Mac_Dady: 1
SlasherX48: 1
hokage4354: 1

Smookyolo :D: 1

AioriaRox: 1

Cj10203040: 1

Kralis: 1

WiiPlayer113: 1
Sinapi: 1
Fushinryu: 1
TatharNuar: 1
tortao: 1
Sasms: 1
MyDreamName: 1
Cryptosporidian: 1
ChrisB5: 1
Kralis: 1


There! As someone has finally achieved over 7 cookies, I can display the prizes.

For 7 cookies: A free prank call to any US home phone number. Sent by me!
For 15 cookies:
For 25 cookies:
For 50 cookies:
For 150 cookies:

Yes, 150 cookies. There is really a prize for that. Anyway, I may make more, but those are what you should aim for. Now it's team stats.

Team stats:

Name: Kongregate
Users: 196 (+22)
Keys: 402,045,914 (+22,610,929)
Clicks: 112,708,334 (+7,795,792)
Miles: 8019.14  (+452.67)
Position: 104 (+8)

Yes, 22 million keys. That's 3 million a day now. Not bad is it?

Also, there is a hide and seek challenge now going on in this blog. Find the location of the secret, and tell me it in the WP thread (http://www.kongregate.com/forums/1-kongregate/topics/4071-kongregate-team-whatpulse) and you will recieve 1 cookie. It is very obvious once you've found it, so if you aren't sure, you aren't right.

Week long update of epicness 4: Zorgon's Forbidden Much Castle of Return Sunshine Sad

XxAchillesxX 404,576 (+147,024)
Stealth328 1,822,483 (N) (+57,723) (Note: Joined after pulsing over 1,500,000)
Realek 8,490 (N) (+8,490)
Kynosaur 506,419 (+91,019)
Oathness 356,865 (+47,095)
ploftkaploft 583,262 (+130,593)
Devlini 128,394 (+33,650)
Theo1 31,918 (N)  (+31,918)
Dextro53 783,320 (+292,698)
HappyAlcoholic 1,251,940 (+683,741)
Thysiazo 820,995 (+87,215)
Fushinryu 479,395 (+298,498)
Yishan 430,732 (+101,867)
Rivian 19,658,754 (+100,000)
aax5 8,564 (N) (+8,564)
gimsily 1,716,950 (+19,468)
ImmortalItalian 282,875 (+102,783)
MossyStump 272,855 (+237,360)
Moebert 110,787 (+20,420)
Keckers 595,071 (+218,888)
cjk98 38,606 (N) (+38,606)

neotype 7,722,499 (+51,429)
ShawnerSSS 279,732 (+247,372)
racefan12 192,294 (N) (+192,294)
Mr Js Girl 62,733 (+13,136)
jandel122 268,250 (+69,570)
Rensworth 73,421 (N) (+73,421)
Kioyoh 488,834 (+112,651)
pivotman99 17,928 (N) (+17,928)
DoctorMarmalade 42,505 (N) (+42,505)
gelatina1996 233,746 (+100,000)
Feith 312,260 (+72,138)
schlefty 7,672,579 (+197,914) (Note: Joined team after pulsing over 7,000,000)
Sinapi 828,461 (+336,579)
kaluzaklein 1,549,527 (+40,322)
Chippy01 4,124,202 (+665,686)
notverygood 403,460 (+95,465)
sellyme 3,276,717 (+475,000)
Sten123 2,107,374 (+82,713)
Tr1bal 228,422  (+60,941)
Momma-Kong 531,000  (+300,519)
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious 510,028 (+393,054)
GHEZ119 571,364 (+102,050)
Sasms 1,404,404 (+583,577)
x_Pyro_x 7,705,569 (+42,221)
JaumeBG :) 43,754 (N) (+43,754)
Moony 208,783 (+51,614)
Nab =P (F) 46,250,172 (+459,592)
LethalMutiny 52,474 (N) (+52,474)
Sukasai 5,658 (N) (+5,658)
Matoking 37,648 (N) (+37,648)
crush748 18,296  (+18,201)
Aiglet1 1,362,869 (+354,128)
TomDot 69,050 (N) (+69,050)
Cj10203040 1,507,782 (+159,079)
tooots 209,524 (+188,434)
hippyman27 210,000 (+50,000)
elitegundam 88,421 (N) (+88,421)
Asoftoday 22,008 (N) (+22,008)
Gevock 284,520 (+125,231)
AlisonClaire 94,026 (N) (+94,026)
Agent_86 31,184 (N) (+31,184)
gatherer818 174,561 (N) (+174,561)
Glomple 375,000 (+77,269)
TatharNuar 24,634,404 (+127,241)
ChrisB5 521,059 (N) (+521,059)
1a2b3c97 53,464 (N) (+53,464)
fmoly 355,567 (+93,734)
Mr. Bean 46,443,620 (+568,136)
Theoria 378,993 (+245,214)
dasmitimsad 1,284,337 (+439,615)
LiveeEevil 714,028 (+164,961)
evilducks 2,491,741 (+1,372,420) (Note: 1mil in 2 days on 1 computer without spamming, legitimately)
nadroj09 2,236,011 (+100,000)
Pereking 6,805,460 (+9,038)
zmanzach4 119,227 (+32,194)
supergiantsfan 72,488 (N) (+72,488)
moses78 354,380 (+220,850)
AioriaRox 1,253,641 (+275,625)
PlatinumIce 109,829 (+51,977)
Khnum666 165,417 (N) (+165,417)
zmanzach4 137,831 (+50,798)
LucasBurgel 57,134 (N) (+57,134)
laxluvergall 335,068 (N) (+335,068)
SlasherX48 672,034 (+80,000)
gimsily 1,726,950 (+29,468)
BlackBone 222,945 (+75,173)
Smookyolo :D 1,017,798 (+401,212)
WiiPlayer113 635,745 (+379,386)

Sir_Fratley 269,232 (+156,496)
SicMirx 393,806 (+157,497)
aenh 7,845,129 (+206,566)
bbxx 1,950,699 (204,536)
catsfanj 11,360 (N) (+11,360)
GhostlyGamer 115,894 (+50,636)
Jay Remie 54,675 (N) (+54,675)
Ult_Mac_Dady 9,899,590 (+55,000)
Amilir 200,000 (N) (+200,000)
ckwolf 442,073 (+290,439)
racefan12 202,989 (N) (+202,989)
Omega360 45,920 (+32,385)
123aaa789 651,387 (+327,513)
MyDreamName 1,086,543 (+551,904)
Cryptosporidian 728,287 (+509,260)
folah 129,127 (+99,973)
Kralis 985,688 (+595,134)
trebach 462,298 (N) (+462,298)

Also, kongratulations to Amilir



That's all I'm doing for now. Yep, that's all 110 or so people who posted, but nothing else is coming today. The rest of the stats are tomorrow. Sorry. I've got a schedule up now though

(All days in South Australia time)
Sunday - Weekly Pulsers
Monday - Cookies, team stats, and random junk
Tuesday - User of the Week
Friday - Country Stats

Special Event.

Our first special event, held in the forums has a winrar! Congratulations notverygood who won it.

Cookies!

CiF: 3
sellyme:3

Aiglet1: 3

evilducks: 3

Mr. Bean: 2

Juze: 2

Dextro53: 2

Kyru: 2

notverygood: 2

Rivian: 1
Sylicas: 1
kaluzaklein: 1
HappyAlcoholic: 1
GHEZ119: 1

Ult_Mac_Dady: 1
SlasherX48: 1
hokage4354: 1

Smookyolo :D: 1
Chippy01: 1
AioriaRox: 1

Cj10203040: 1

Kralis: 1

WiiPlayer113: 1
Sinapi: 1
Fushinryu: 1
TatharNuar: 1
tortao: 1

Country Rankings

Note: Quikslam is MommaK70 from Kongregate.

Rank/Country/Keys

1. United States/85,122,074,267
2. Netherlands/45,576,201,950
3. Germany/30,710,356,935
4. Poland/27,041,456,414
5. United Kingdom/20,394,983,168
6. Canada/17,597,443,152
7. Chile/11,518,910,622
8. Australia/11,475,369,279
9. Belgium/10,721,559,642
10. Sweden/9,153,714,865
Battling for the 1st page...
25. Malaysia/2,317,298,933
26. New Zealand/2,173,275,505
27. Singapore/2,049,659,443
As of today, the Kongregate Team has 186 members and is ranked 109th.
When this blog was started, 11/13/09, there were only 97 members.
This is posted several hours early, due to my work schedule and I plan on updating it every Friday. Keep pulsing!!

User of The Week #1: evilducks.

 evilducks, a WP user with 1,222,080 keys was the lucky first User of the Week. He loves games, which is what gives him his impressive 0.47 kps rate, and is currently holding 1st place for the coveted "Best Newcomer" award. Here's a bit of Q&A I did with him.

Q: How did you think up your name?

A:  I got my name from Eddie Izzard

Q: How did you get 97k in 15 hours on the 30th of November?

A: Hacks, I mean playing Combat Arms!
  
Q: Why are you awesome?

 A: I like turtles.

Q: Apart from you, who do you think is the best Kong WP user?


A: Nab, because his pulses are OVER 9000 each pulse.


Q: What is your main WP goal?

A: To be in the top 25 at least, then go after Nab.

Q: Why and when did you join WP?

A: Thousands of years ago! On November 17th.

Q: Any tips?

A: Pulse every key and click. Just to make sellyme miserable. :D (Editors Note: Do it and you shall face my WRATH!)

Week long update of epicness 3: Legends Go Force Ninja!

Here we go again. Nearly 100 this time. (Some have not been counted)

Devlini 94,744 (+17,325)
ploftkaploft 452,309 (+119,213)
hokage4354 946,485 (+105,575)
Feith 284,910 (+44,788)
folah 29,154 (+10,943)
Oathness 309,770 (+100,000)
Kynosaur 415,400 (+203,302)
zmanzach4 87,033 (+24,937)
Amilir 100,000 (N) (+100,000)
Mr Js Girl 46,597 (+9,420)
Tr1bal 167,451 (+72,069)
jandel122 198,680 (+80,957)
neotype 7,671,070 (+145,787)
Sten123 2,024,661 (+67,024) 
1a2b3c97 20,253 (N) (+20,253)
MossyStump 157,040 (+121,945)
Moony 157,169 (+33,737)
Fushinryu 270,897 (+259,059)
Moebert 90,367 (+20,653)
Omega360 13,035 (N)  (+13,035)
Aiglet1 1,008,741 (+312,958)
World_Domination 49,606  (+15,922)
gelatina1996 133,746 (N) (+133,746)
PlatinumIce 57,852  (+39,937)
tortao 871,420 (+226,559)
aenh 7,638,563 (+182,499)
Sinapi 491,882 (+297,637)
Kyru 19,579,605 (+646,550)
kaluzaklein 1,509,205 (+94,524)
notverygood 307,995 (+66,237)
LiveeEevil 549,067 (+123,257)
ImmortalItalian 180,172 (N) (+180,172)
Thysiazo 733,780 (+190,748)
gatherer818 65,851 (N) (+65,851)
GHEZ119 469,314 (+91,548)
Keckers 539,125 (+113,811)
Glomple 297,731 (+104,345)
Kioyoh 376,183 (+184,127)
gimsily 1,697,482 (+15,695)
x_Pyro_x 7,663,348 (+54,801)
Yishan 328,865 (+138,210)
nadroj09 2,136,011 (+50,011)
ruudiluca 54,458 (+4,910)
evilducks 1,119,321 (+356,141)
SicMirx 236,309  (+129,966)
moses78 133,530 (N) (+133,530)
Momma-Kong 230,481  (+174,977)
fmoly 261,833 (+106,814)
Sir_Fratley 112,736 (N) (+112,736)
AioriaRox 978,016 (+185,042)
TatharNuar 24,507,163 (+1,461,411)  (Over 1,300,000 in five hours, holy pulses batman!)
Ult_Mac_Dady 9,844,590 (+45,000)
tooots 21,090 (N) (+21,090)
Pereking 6,796,422 (+19,482)
hippyman27 160,000 (+70,000)
SlasherX48 592,034 (+40,000)
BlackBone 147,772 (100,806)
GhostlyGamer 65,258  (+29,667)
sellyme 2,801,717 (+68,630)


NOTE: THIS USER SECTION IS COMPLETE. If you are not in here then you posted while I was making the blog, and it will be counted next week. Sorry.

Top 7 pulsers for the week:

1. TatharNuar 24,507,163 (+1,461,411)
2. Kyru 19,579,605 (+646,550)
3. evilducks 1,119,321 (+356,141) 
4. Aiglet1 1,008,741 (+312,958)
5. Sinapi 491,882 (+297,637) 
6. Fushinryu 270,897 (+259,059)
7. tortao 871,420 (+226,559)

So that's it. Damn camp prohibiting computers so I couldn't get on there. Anyway, now for cookies.

CiF: 3
sellyme:3

Aiglet1: 3

evilducks: 3

Mr. Bean: 2

Juze: 2

Dextro53: 2

Kyru: 2

Rivian: 1
Sylicas: 1
kaluzaklein: 1
HappyAlcoholic: 1
GHEZ119: 1

Ult_Mac_Dady: 1
SlasherX48: 1
hokage4354: 1

Smookyolo :D: 1
Chippy01: 1
AioriaRox: 1

Cj10203040: 1

Kralis: 1

WiiPlayer113: 1
notverygood: 1
Sinapi: 1
Fushinryu: 1
TatharNuar: 1
tortao: 1

And now, finally, the team stats.

Team stats:

Name: Kongregate
Users: 179 (+24)
Keys: 379,434,985 (+14,710,716)
Clicks: 104,912,542 (+4,229,681)
Miles: 7566.47  (+401.56)
Position: 112 (+10)

All in all very impressive. Still going at over 2mil per day.Also, over the first 2 years of this team we gained 64 members. Over the next 2 months, we gained over 100. Just shows that a good thread can go a long way. And still is judging by the 3-4 new users every day.

And that's it done. Took 20 hours but it was worth it.

Week long update of epicness. Rd 2.

Well, here we go again.

Chippy01 3,458,516 (N) (+101,542) (Note: Joined team after pulsing over 3mil)
Oathness 209,770 (+61,000)
Axil20 308,202 (+108,246)
hiperson134 178,012 (+75,239)
Theoria 113,779 (+40,002)
Jobose 71,394 (+71,358)
ploftkaploft 333,096 (+159,809)
Kioyoh 192,056 (+82,356)
Moony 123,432  (+42,123)
IAmTheCandyman 298,846 (+19,967)
Sayuko 139,133 (+14,103)
Pereking 6,776,940 (+20,603)
Kynosaur 212,098 (+110,000)
neotype 7,525,283 (+100,000)
UnknownGuardian 1,983 (N) (+1,983)
kaluzaklein 1,414,681 (+60,042)
Juze 3,457,388 (+333,098)
GHEZ119 377,766 (+142,677)
Moebert 69,714 (+19,872)
Devlini 77,419 (+47,413)
Sten123 1,957,637 (+109,547)
Keckers 425,244 (+117,701)
nadroj09 2,086,000 (+30,000)
Rivian 19,558,754 (+100,000)
ckwolf 151,634 (N) (+151,634)
TatharNuar 23,045,752 (+29,359)
evilducks 763,180 (+319,544)
tortao 644,861 (N) (+71,123) (Note: Joined team after pulsing over 500k)
Mr Js Girl 37,177 (+3,808)
 World_Domination 33,684 (+17,916) 
jtran123 25,145 (+5,145)
SicMirx 106,343 (N) (+106,343)
gimsily 1,681,787 (+10,649)
BlackBone 46,966 (N) (+46,966)
ShawnerSSS 32,360 (N) (+32,360)
Ult_Mac_Dady 9,799,590 (+35,000)
SlasherX48 552,034 (+46,201)
Mr. Bean 45,875,484 (N) (+720,048) (Note: Joined team after pulsing  over 45mil)
Smookyolo :D 616,586  (+207,197)
x_Pyro_x 7,608,547 (+104,295)
Momma-Kong 55,504 (N) (+55,504)
ruudiluca 49,548 (N) (+49,548)
Illucoran 261 (N) (+261)
dasmitimsad 844,722 (+69,722)
GhostlyGamer 35,591 (N) (+35,591)
PlatinumIce 17,915 (N) (+17,915)
Fushinryu 11,838 (+1,376)
hokage4354 840,910 (+209,770)
Nab =P (F) 45,790,580 (+243,027)
jandel122 117,723 (+77,407)
Gevock 149,359 (+90,408)
XxAchillesxX 257,552 (+245,939)
Dextro53 490,632 (+302,603)
aenh 7,456,064 (+136,983)
Cj10203040 1,348,703 (+258,846)
Feith 240,122 (+42,305 )
Sinapi 194,245 (N) (+194,245)
LiveeEevil 425,810 (+177,710)
gelatina1996 33,746 (N) (+33,746)
ImmortalItalian 36,470 (N) (+36,470)
AioriaRox 702,974 (+248,480)
hippyman27 90,000 (N) (+90,000)
Cryptosporidian 219,027 (N) (+219,.027)
Aiglet1 695,783 (+316,481) 
fmoly 155,019 (+86,873)
zmanzach4 62,096 (+61,175)
sellyme 2,733,087 (+406,001)
MossyStump 35,495 (N) (+35,495)
MyDreamName 534,639 (+290,932)
Kralis 390,554 (+377,816)
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious 116,974 (N) (+116,974) (Note: Is JudeMaverick's new acc)

folah 18,211 (N) (+18,211)
Glomple 193,386 (+69,276)
123aaa789 278,874 (N) (+278,874)
WiiPlayer113 256,359 (N) (+256,359)
notverygood 241,718 (+88,816)
Yishan 190,655 (+190,348)



Top pulsers over the entire week:

1. Mr. Bean 45,875,484 (N) (+720,048)
2. sellyme 2,733,087 (+406,001)
3. Kralis 390,554 (+377,816)
4. Juze 3,457,388 (+333,098)
5. evilducks 763,180 (+319,544)
6. Aiglet1 695,783 (+316,481) 
7. Dextro53 490,632 (+302,603)

122 and 123!

Thank you to WiiPlayer113 and notverygood who got the pulses sending us up a position.

Team stats:

Name: Kongregate
Users: 155 (+25)
Keys: 364,724,269 (+59,087,535)
Clicks: 100,682,861 (+11,841,022)
Miles: 7164.91  (+838.52)
Position: 122 (+33)

Looks pretty good, doesn't it? And even taking out Mr. Bean's 45mil that's still 2mil a day!

CiF: 3
sellyme:3

Mr. Bean: 2

Aiglet1: 2
Juze: 2

evilducks: 2

Dextro53: 2

Kyru: 1
Rivian: 1
Sylicas: 1
kaluzaklein: 1
HappyAlcoholic: 1
GHEZ119: 1

Ult_Mac_Dady: 1
SlasherX48: 1
hokage4354: 1

Smookyolo :D: 1
Chippy01: 1
AioriaRox: 1

Cj10203040: 1

Kralis: 1

WiiPlayer113: 1
notverygood: 1

Well, that's it for this update. As I won't be here again until Wednesday night (Wednesday mid morning for Americans) the Player of the Week will be delayed. Unless someone else decides to do it for me.

There we go XD

FINALLY!!!

Well, at long last, Mr. Bean has joined with his 45,800,000 keys. That puts us up 24 spots. However, because he's joining, and not getting the pulse, no cookies. Well, okay, I'll give him 1. (This is to prevent people quitting the team and joining again to get cookies.)

Anyway, 124th place, 1,200,000 from 123rd. Let's get 100! GOGOGOGOGO!

OMFG AGAIN!

Yes. We are in position 148. Cookie to Cj10203040 who made it. We will be going up about 25 spots by tomorrow with Mr. Bean (aka DarkRuler2005) joining, but he's only getting one cookie for that, otherwise it would be really unfair. Anyway, update:

Cookies!:
CiF: 3
sellyme: 2
Kyru: 1
Rivian: 1
Sylicas: 1
kaluzaklein: 1
HappyAlcoholic: 1
GHEZ119: 1
Dextro53: 1
Ult_Mac_Dady: 1
SlasherX48: 1
hokage4354: 1
evilducks: 1
Smookyolo :D: 1
Chippy01: 1
AioriaRox: 1
Aiglet1: 1
Juze: 1
Cj10203040: 1

0.o

Well, thanks to a big member of team Lycos deciding to quit, we are now in #158. We still only have 350k or so until #157 though, so someone still might get a cookie today.

I hate fags and Juze - M. Gibson

Nice work team! [/scooby-doo reference] We managed to get to #149 at last... Props go to Juze for the pulse that did it. Hopefully I'll have another update in a few hours, as we are only 400k or so behind #148. Cookies count now.

Cookies!:
CiF: 3
sellyme: 2
Kyru: 1
Rivian: 1
Sylicas: 1
kaluzaklein: 1
HappyAlcoholic: 1
GHEZ119: 1
Dextro53: 1
Ult_Mac_Dady: 1
SlasherX48: 1
hokage4354: 1
evilducks: 1
Smookyolo :D: 1
Chippy01: 1
AioriaRox: 1
Aiglet1: 1
Juze: 1

Prizes!

Okay, right now there is only one prize, but it's an epic one. For just 5 cookies I will prank call any home phone in the U.S.A. (I can't outside of the US for legal reasons) Whether it be your friend, your enemy, or the pizza joint that won't deliver to you.

Kong+2

Kongratulations team! We made it to the 6th page, and got in front of two teams in the process. Thank you to AioriaRox and Aiglet1 who got us over the line on each occasion.

Cookies!:
CiF: 3
sellyme: 2
Kyru: 1
Rivian: 1
Sylicas: 1
kaluzaklein: 1
HappyAlcoholic: 1
GHEZ119: 1
Dextro53: 1
Ult_Mac_Dady: 1
SlasherX48: 1
hokage4354: 1
evilducks: 1
Smookyolo :D: 1
Chippy01: 1
AioriaRox: 1
Aiglet1: 1


User of the week!!

From now on, every Tuesday I will do a user of the week. If you wish to be nominated for this, just say so in a comment on the blog, or via the Kong forums. I will then whisper you with some questions for you to answer, and write up a profile all about you.

Wewt!

Yay! Position 152! Thanks to some nifty team changing by the forum regs, we are now in 152nd place. It was Chippy01 who got us up there by joining, so he gets a cookie.

Cookies!:
CiF: 3
sellyme: 2
Kyru: 1
Rivian: 1
Sylicas: 1
kaluzaklein: 1
HappyAlcoholic: 1
GHEZ119: 1
Dextro53: 1
Ult_Mac_Dady: 1
SlasherX48: 1
hokage4354: 1
evilducks: 1
Smookyolo :D: 1
Chippy01: 1

Remember kids, stealing always furthers you in life.

Week long update of epicness.

Here it is. For the record, I started this at 11:36 my time. I'm going to put a note for what time I finished.

An incredible 53 people have pulsed in the last week. Here goes (in order of inactivity(that means most recent pulse last)):

CiF 29,122,098 (+1,517,945)
Sasms 823,636 (+22,087)
ploftkaploft 173,287 (+128,177)
hiperson134 102,773 (+46,046)
Jobose 36 (N) (+36)
Rivian 19,458,754 (+100,000)
kaluzaklein 1,354,639 (+95,282)
Oathness 148,770 (+50,831)
Moebert 49,892 (+22,504)
neotype 7,425,283 (+82,432)
World_Domination 15,768 (+13,055)
IAmTheCandyman 278,879 (+13,210)
Sayuko 125,030 (N) (+125,030)
Kioyoh 109,700 (N) (+109,700)
fmoly 68,146 (+39,862)
Gevock 58,951 (N) (+58,951)
Sten123 1,848,090 (+88,482)
Kynosaur 102,098 (+90,738)
Moony 81,309 (+32,034)
Theoria 73,777 (+61,567)
Aiglet1 379,302 (+158,687)
LiveeEevil 248,100 (+106,861)
Mr Js Girl 33,369 (N) (+33,369)
HappyAlcoholic 568,199 (+235,575)
Feith 197,817 (+112,847)
aenh 7,319,081 (+55,914)
Pereking 6,756,337 (+29,892)
Kralis 12,738 (N) (+12,738)
googoolyeye 159 (N) (+159)
Glomple 124,110 (+101,434)
Ult_Mac_Dady 9,764,590 (+710,230)
jandel122 40,316 (N) (+40,316)
sellyme 2,307,086 (+325,000)
TatharNuar 23,016,393 (+16,392)
Devlini 30,006 (+28,678)
x_Pyro_x 7,504,252 (+93,512)
nadroj09 2,056,000 (+60,000)
79807097 20 (N) (+20)
jtran123 20,000 (+13,387)
Watch_In_Awe 2,273,318 (+221,930)
SlasherX48 505,933 (+317,742)
MyDreamName 243,707 (N) (+243,707)
XxAchillesxX 11,613 (N) (+11,613)
ruudiluca 27,375 (N) (+27,375)
Smookyolo :D 409,389 (+284,800)
Nab =P (F) 45,547,553 (+274,079)
notverygood 152,902 (+72,464)
dasmitimsad 775,000 (+90,000)
hokage4354 631,140 (+308,468)
Keckers 307,543 (+144,291)
zmanzach4 921 (N) (+921)
evilducks 443,636 (+295,947)
Yishan 2,307 (N) (+2,307)

Okay. That's 53 people with 1,859 pulses. Keckers had 101 pulses I had to add together... :(

Top pulsers (over entire week)

1. CiF  (+1,517,945)
2. Ult_Mac_Dady 9,764,590 (+710,230)
3. sellyme 2,307,086 (+325,000)
4. SlasherX48 505,933 (+317,742)
5. hokage4354 631,140 (+308,468)
6. evilducks 443,636 (+295,947)
7. Smookyolo :D 409,389 (+284,800)
    

So now we have a new load of people to give cookies. Note that I am now no longer doing highest single pulse, and as I never ended up doing the highest daily pulsers last Sunday, CiF doesn't get that cookie. However, he just earnt one here so...

Cookies!:
CiF: 3
sellyme: 2
Kyru: 1
Rivian: 1
Sylicas: 1
kaluzaklein: 1
HappyAlcoholic: 1
GHEZ119: 1
Dextro53: 1
Ult_Mac_Dady: 1
SlasherX48: 1
hokage4354: 1
evilducks: 1
Smookyolo :D: 1

So, it looks like we only have one thing left to do. Team stats. This should be good...

Team stats:

Name: Kongregate
Users: 130 (+14)
Keys: 305,636,734 (+7,130,450)
Clicks: 88,841,839 (+1,530,045)
Miles: 6326.39  (+353.84)
Position: 155 (+2)

Yep. 7 days and an average of 1,018,000 keys, 219,000 clicks and 51 miles for each day. I knew we could break the million per day barrier. Kongratulations to all involved.

Side note: It's now 12:57. Yep, it took 1 hour 21 minutes non-stop to write this... 

155 and counting

Yep, we're up a position. No cookies though, as the team above us lost about 40,000,000 keys so no pulse actually got us above them. Oh well, only a few million from 154th.

Screw this...

Okay, I'm getting bored of the same thing every day. I'm going to make a post every Sunday now, with the top 7 pulses of the week, the leaderboard of the highest total pulsers over the week and the leaderboard of our team and each team +/- 10 places... Yeah, this will be a LOT better to write... Oh well. Anyway, that means no updates except on saturdays, the team moving up a position, or any new team records (highest pulse ect.)

Yay!

We broke 300,000,000 keys again.Woot! Anyway, it was CiF who broke the 300 million barrier, and up to position 156 as well. As that was clearly the largest pulse of the day at 1,517,945 keys, he gets the pulse cookie, position cookie AND a 300mil cookie. That changes our leaderboard to


Cookies!:
CiF: 3
sellyme: 1
Kyru: 1
Rivian: 1
Sylicas: 1
kaluzaklein: 1
HappyAlcoholic: 1
GHEZ119: 1
Dextro53: 1


Yeah... soon that will be bigger than the daily pulsers... Anyway, I'm not going to do that for another 2 or so hours, this was just a quick note.

Damn you irresistable temptation of fast-food

Yeah... The only reason I left was because it was FREEZING in there. Seriously, it's 16 degrees outside and they put an air-con on... So, let's see who got the cookies.

Dextro53 gets the win with an impressive 167,495 keys that he had saved for 5 days. sellyme came second for the 5th time in a row with 90,001 keys And 3rd with 75k keys... Yes, that is 165,001 keys in 24 hours... wow o.o

Cookies:
sellyme: 1
Kyru: 1
Rivian: 1
Sylicas: 1
kaluzaklein: 1
HappyAlcoholic: 1
GHEZ119: 1
Dextro53: 1

Anyway, people who haved pulsed. There are 23 of them

HappyAlcoholic 332,624
x_Pyro_x 7,410,740
GHEZ119 235,089
Moebert 28,219
Axil20 199,956
Aiglet1 220,615
Kynosaur (N) 11,360
Sten123 1,759,608
Dextro53 (N) 188,029
vegard20 103,629
evilducks 147,689
Theoria (N) 12,210
Smookyolo :D 124,589
sellyme 1,982,086
Ult_Mac_Dady 9,054,360
hokage4354 322,672
Moony 49,275
Keckers 163,252
Nab =P (F) 45,273,474
LiveeEevil 141,239
notverygood 80,438
dasmitimsad 685,000
aenh 7,263,167


Yeah... This is getting so tedious. Oh well, time for some hopefully positive team statistics.

Team stats:

Name: Kongregate
Users: 116 (+3)
Keys: 298,506,284 (+835,821)
Clicks: 87,311,794 (+210,393)
Miles: 5972.55 (+14.28)
Position: 157




Only about 400,000 keys to go... We'll be there overnight probably...

Your mother was a smoker and your father smelt of Boomer vomit!

I rot in your general direction!

Anyway, time for an update. Over the weekend we should get about a million per day, which is good, but as today is only the start of the weekend, I'm guessing a few hundred thousand. Anyway, the 19 people who have pulsed:

nadroj09 1,996,000
Feith 84,970
sellyme 1,817,085
x_Pyro_x 7,408,064
Sasms 801,549
fmoly 28,284
Moebert 27,376
Nab =P (F) 45,246,471
Smookyolo :D 100,685
Keckers 127,996
hokage4354 279,516
Aiglet1 202,899
GHEZ119 210,890
notverygood 69,078
Ult_Mac_Dady 9,044,360
Moony 45,221
evilducks 122,668
aenh 7,234,512
dasmitimsad 660,000


This is getting less tedious daily somehow... Not that I'm complaining though... Anyway, the pulse of the day is GHEZ119 with 52,988 keys. And for the 4th time sellyme came second with 50,000 keys.

Cookies:
sellyme: 1
Kyru: 1
Rivian: 1
Sylicas: 1
kaluzaklein: 1
HappyAlcoholic: 1
GHEZ119: 1


Now for some team stats. Here goes:

Name: Kongregate
Users: 113
Keys: 297,670,463 (+461,635)
Clicks: 87,101,401 (+106,484)
Miles: 5958.27 (+21.25)
Position: 157

Bbxx had 150k keys but unfortunately had an invalid token and had to reset his key count...:(

Anyway, we are 1,300,000 away from #156 so we should be there by Monday.

Deadlines - Yeah right...

Yeah... Anyway, users who have pulsed since last update:

sellyme 1,767,085
Oathness 97,939
x_Pyro_x 7,403,050
Sasms 788,928
fmoly (N) 8,592
Devlini 1,328
Sten123 1,726,565
Ult_Mac_Dady 9,039,360
jtran123 6,613
hokage4354 244,628
evilducks 68,674
aenh 7,206,163
Nab =P (F) 45,210,467
Moony 35,472
kaluzaklein 1,259,357
dasmitimsad 635,000
Smookyolo :D 74,741
HappyAlcoholic 283,121
IAmTheCandyman 265,669
Keckers 108,650
Moebert 25,215
LiveeEevil 83,821
notverygood 50,161
Feith 81,893


There.All 24 of them. And the highest pulse of the day goes to HappyAlcoholic with 57,488 keys. And once AGAIN sellyme came second with 51,010 keys. Anyway, here is the cookie count.

Cookies:
sellyme: 1
Kyru: 1
Rivian: 1
Sylicas: 1
kaluzaklein: 1
HappyAlcoholic: 1


Now, for some team stats. Last blog I predicted a 800k key influx. Lets see if I got it right.


Name: Kongregate
Users: 113
Keys: 297,208,828 (+561,329)
Clicks: 86,994,917 (+146,407)
Miles: 5937.02 (+11.11)
Position: 157




Okay, maybe I was wrong. But hey, I guarantee beyond a shadow of a doubt that by the end of the month we will have over 340,000,000 keys. Yes, 340 million. Why am I so sure? Check out the first post for a hint :)

Anyway, 1,250,000 until the next place, so pulse high! See you tomorrow!

Again...

Well, 29 people pulsed in the last day. Amazing... Anyway... Here we are:

Cj10203040 1,089,857
IAmTheCandyman 251,056
sellyme 1,716,075
x_Pyro_x 7,389,247
Pereking 6,726,445
Sasms 776,757
nadroj09 1,986,000
Moebert 18,137
GHEZ119 157,902
evilducks 41,880
Glomple 22,676
Axil20 131,000
vegard20 (N) 94,462
Sten123 1,718,123
jtran123 (N) 4,432
Ult_Mac_Dady 9,034,360
Keckers 90,874
hokage4354 222,123
Smookyolo :D (N) 4,453
hiperson134 56,727
Aiglet1 165,996
Nab =P (F) 45,165,462
LiveeEevil 66,298
HappyAlcoholic 225,633
kaluzaklein 1,232,654
Feith 60,277
dasmitimsad 625,000
notverygood 40,798
Devlini (N) 72

There you go... Yes, there are 5 (1 hasn't pulsed yet) new members today. We are going strong.


Team stats:

Name: Kongregate
Users: 113 (+5)
Keys: 296,647,499 (+716,349)
Clicks: 86,848,510 (+234,724)
Miles: 5925.91 (+16.55)
Position: 157 (+1)


Now, for the pulse of the day. We have many contenders, with many pulses over 50k but the winner is kaluzaklein with 68,458 keys. Once again sellyme came second with 50k. Unlucky...

Cookies:
sellyme: 1
Kyru: 1
Rivian: 1
Sylicas: 1
kaluzaklein: 1


Anyway, we have about 2mil until moving up a place, but with so many new users, I'm predicting at least 800k tomorrow.